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I hold in my hand a copy of JEAN AUEL's THE LAND OF ThE PAINTED CAVES

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Lonnie · 29/03/2011 17:26

and YESSSSS Im so blinking excited I cant begin to describe it...

(anyone else??))

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CaptainRex · 07/04/2011 22:04

she is perfect.
J is perfect (and well endowed and skilled at pleasures sighs)
Baby J is perfect and toilet trained very young

And yes really Laramar - of all the people - but it was written so that he would leave the 9th cave and get A & J to take care of all the kids instead as J's punishment

glitterkitty · 07/04/2011 22:10

Yes I remember the oral sex on the glacier scene where 'he used the air of the glacier itself to give her pleasure' sigh Hmm etc.

MayorNaze · 08/04/2011 14:29

oh yyy to jonayla's superstar potty training - did you read that fish?knocks your potty training bootcamp into a cocked hat!

jonayla is a stupid name anyway

Galaxymum · 08/04/2011 14:52

I'm so excited to be joining this Ayla world. Jean Auel managed to pass me by when I was younger sadly, and just bought the firest in the series The Clan of The Cave Bear. So I am VERY excited. It's my next book to read after the Mumsnet Book of the Month!

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 08/04/2011 15:00

I finished this yesterday and while I can't say I didn't enjoy reading it, I was massively disappointing.

I wanted to learn more about Jonayla (agree it's a stupid name)but she is so one dimensional I wanted to scream!

If you take out the Mother's song and the recap of earlier books you are left with fifty pages of description of paintings and about twenty pages of actual story.

Should try harder Ms Auel.Angry

Babieseverywhere · 09/04/2011 10:58

What a waste of money, I think Jean Auel has forgotten how to write and the publisher just cobbled something together from the previous five books.

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Having spent the first couple hundred pages carefully giving us the background on every character we meet and Ayla occasionally going off in a daydream and recants in detail, something from a previous book on PAGE 269 it jumps forward FOUR YEARS making the first 268 pages completely pointless.

Ayla now listens so much to the First. On page 284 we meet a young woman whom is in agony with her teeth. Ayla asks to treat her. 'No' says the patient. The First says 'fair enough we are off to our meeting' and says in passing to Ayla, 'shame that woman will die young'. Ayla agrees and off they tromp to their next cave. No attempt to help her. Very out of character for Ayla.

Many description of caves with no explanations just blob here, line there...boring. One exception to this is the big most sacred cave visit on P411. If you read a bit, you can track the real pictures here. I liked doing that..Kindle one hand and phone/laptop in the other.

Page 412 we get yet another rendition of the Mothers Song. I can honestly say start reading at this point and you would miss nothing...nothing. If you intend on reading this novel start on page 412. Trust me.

First mention of the clan people is when we read on Page 425 that they sneak into the big sacred cave from time to time and the modern humans let them be (like animals) had big hopes that Ayla might meet up with the clan, teach the Watcher et al more about them and have a chat set up some trading or something...nope never mentioned again in the book. Just a few references to mixed race people and Ayla's clan experiences.

Another out of character moment is on page 484, Ayla intends to leave a stressed out heavily pregnant mother who has miscarriaged several times without medical care, so she can pop along to the Summar camp and make another baby with Jondalar.

Jondalar might have his good points but nearly killing a man for the second time in his life FFS, due to his uncontrollable temper. Loads of 'he can't help it, he never learnt to control himself' tripe from other people. Yet by Page 581 Ayla has convinced herself that it is all her fault. Get a grip woman. She is really coming across as a wimp in this book.

By page 608 Jondalar has such an arrogant attitude, I want to close the book but I forced myself to finish it.

What a waste, the earlier books had some good ideas, storylines and overall were very enjoyable. I really think this book need rewriting as it really spoils an otherwise very interesting series.

Liked the additional verse to the mothers song and the talks about what that meant to the culture, could of been explored more I feel.

General Points

No one else has any horses or wolves to try to tame. Why not. After 6 years of watching Ayla say how easy it is, no one else has tried to catch a horse ? Surely that would of made an interesting off shoot, catching and taming horses.

Jondalar's punishment for nearly killing a man, is look after the beaten man's mate and children. Not much punishment as early in the book it said that the oldest daughter and her mate had adopted the children and was already raising them ! (see Pages 550 and 656)

PS. Kindle is very fun way to read books. Enables me to make brief notes of interesting stuff as I read through and quickly look up / search things. Kindles rock :) , this book didn't :(

MayorNaze · 09/04/2011 11:52

everything she just said

Babieseverywhere · 09/04/2011 12:44

;)

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FriggFRIGG · 13/04/2011 17:16

oh! i want to join in...but i cant read any of your posts.
im only on book 3.... Sad

FriggFRIGG · 13/04/2011 17:18

i want to know

AAAAahhhhhhh!!!

eatyourveg · 13/04/2011 17:30

waiting to find a copy cheaper than £9.99 the Amazon and WHSmith price

Was hoping Ayla would return to the clan or at least make an effort to go back to find Durc.

perhaps JA might do a number 7 if there is enough uproar at not tying up any loose threads or does Ayla die at the end of Number 6?

notgotanyanswers1 · 13/04/2011 19:04

i finished reading it on Saturday and i really enjoyed it, i think she padded it out a bit too much but other than that it was good, she has left it open for another one though, just hope it doesn't take 10 years to write it like the last one

Mumofaflump · 14/04/2011 15:22

Oh me! I've got it too! Have to laugh remembering that my dad (disinterested in me mostly) bought me The Valley of Horses when I was 8 as, and I quote, "it's long, you like horses and reading, it'll keep you quiet." Don't think he quite knew what to say when I approached him later on to ask him what "his thrusting manhood parted her petals" (or something similar) meant!

I'm up to the beginning of the donier tour. Finding it a bit repetitive so far.

fridascruffs · 14/04/2011 15:51

I read the first two- or maybe three. They were OK at first and I was glad Ayla got a good shagging after all that grief but I gave up in exasperation when Ayla invented the tampon.

SlightlyB0nkers · 15/04/2011 19:17

Thanks for the synopsis CaptainRex and Babieseverywhere. I was so disappointed with No.5 that I hadn't much hope for this one. Now I know not to bother buying it.

I can't help wondering if she had to produce something to fulfill the contract with the publisher. The advertising for this book has been unreal.

tallulah · 19/04/2011 19:14

Finished this at last. Agree with BE that you don't need to read the first 400 or so pages. Got better at the end but then sort of fizzled out, like she'd run out of ideas. And how many times did they need to print the Mother's Song in it's dull entirety?

MayorNaze · 19/04/2011 19:16

bring on no 7

ayla invents the wheel

overthehillmum · 22/04/2011 17:00

Bought it last night, finished reading it today, absolutely gutted, it is definitely not a good book, I skipped most of the repetitive stuff, jumped through the caves, after the first two detailed descriptions I was just bored, I wanted to know more about the other characters, what I got was boring boring boring...sorry I wasted a tenner on it. Sad

LadyWithAnErmine · 30/05/2011 19:33

The Land of Painted Caves.

"Here is a cave. See, a horse. See, a bison."

"Who painted them?"

"There is nothing in the elder legends".

"Meet Wolf. He loves children. You can stroke his fur."

"Let's sing The Mother's Song again."

sings

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