KATY'S CLUB TROPICANA,DRINKS ARE FREE

[fatkatyslim]

summers on it's way.

can we lose it? yes we can!!!

if they are near the toilets they will smell of wee or puke....how about that tanned one from the beach in blackpool...all moody by the bar...

mmmmmm the one who gave me his mobile number?

lordy me, is that mcdreamy sauntering over with a bottle of champers...he's heading straight for....YOU!!!!

you have a crowd to choose from!

oh yes(said in churchill voice) i knew he was mine..swoon

shall i dirty dance? quick polly,check my teeth for lipstick....

teeth clear....dirty dancing it is....

shoulders back,stomach in ,norks out,now smile.

hi .....

did you get chatted up then you fresh young thing...

not hi...look them straight in the crotch for dirty dancing...

oooh yes please, a vodka and coke,what's that you say?
that's my friend polly,yep she does look hot in that top

think i need my glasses on for his crotch..hang on

this old matthew thingy who does the bttuerfly tops....simper...

i always carry a mini microscope myself....

something like that polly

every night by the same bloke!

will need it tonight... to see the new slender katy!!!

can i borrow it?

oooh i've got a matching matthew butterfly bag if you wanna borrow it?

oh yes!!
do you have a pair of shoes too...ive forgotten mine

noooo apparently my shoes are crap.not slutty enough.
thought you had those perspex sole ones you wore last time?

the ones with the live fish in them...they died....alcohol poisoning...

bugger,you couldn't half shake your thang in them

oooh i love this song

....it's raining men...

just a minute i'l chop a bit of fur off "my knickers"? and glue it on my feet....there we go...what do you think

right lady you look hot,let's hit the dancefloor......

shake your groove thing...yeah, yeah...

polly,that bloke with the muscles has got his eye on you he's well fit....

yuck...tell him to move his eye it's wet...[groan]