Have become humungous over the festive season - who wants to come and kick me up the harris?

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I have been drinking loads of lager and eating too much crap

I need to get back into being sensible

I follow the SW plan normally, but I have completely lost it since I went on holiday in Se[ptember, and subsequently have put on a stone since then

I do have quite a lot to lose, so who would like to either jpoin me, or kick me up my not inconsiderable backside?????

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You are exactly the same as me with the wine! I cannot help it i get in from work and that's it! I got in at half 10 last night and drank a bottle of white...as dp was away and i was feelign sorry for myself!

Ideally i'd love to be a size 12, my first aim is a 16, then a 14 and then a 12.....

I don't have any scaled to weigh myself with though as mine appear to be broken!

Dp is back on Sat so i'll get him to do some measurements fro me as they always seem to work!

Mince pies.....

Stop it! Naughty Walrus

I've just had two segments of a terry's choccy orange....

I have had

2 rounds of wholemeal toast with scrape of butter

2 small prawn rolls with lots of prawns but not spread or mayo.

No fruit or veg. As usual.

Please, can I join? I've been so good up to November and I've lost all my will power. I don't stop eating. Chocolates with nuts are my weak points so i have 4 in one go!

OK - tea time is approaching. I am hungry. In the normal course of events, I would now be helping myself to slabs of bread and butter to stave off hunger pangs for the - ooooh, let's see - 10 minutes remaining before tea time. I'm on here distracting myself. Can I have a brownie point please?

I've just had a wonderful apple. That wouldn't make you fat but it will take hunger away.

You are so right. Maybe the fruit bowl needs to be on the food preparation surface, not in the next room

You know, that's a good idea but in my case actually it was in the next room. Mind you, I had 4 chockes with coffee with two white sugars after dinner so you see who is talking. I'm good at giving advice but I'm bad for myself

I give excellent diet advice.

I don't, however, have an excellent diet

Yes, tha's how it is. Works every time.

Colditz so does 95% of the female population . Most woman the size of a small bus can tell you the calories or points in a 2 finger kitkat

Have been good so far toay,

But went out last night and drnk too much lager

I have been not too bad today, but I'm going to a party tonight so I can see myself consuming 12,000 calories worth of alcohol (I'm not drinking on Hogmany so this is my big splurge out tonight )

The more people post the better chance for all of us to slim down after the New Year.

Mince pies again.....

Please kick me up the arse

(it's walrus with new name, btw)

hello, please can i join you?

[delivers dainty boot to walrus's arse]

please kick mine back, its not easy to miss

have lost 2 and a bit stone since July, but another 1 and a half to go to get to something acceptably healthy, and its getting tougher. have been hitting the carbs and booze with gay abandon for couple of weeks

i've been low carbing with neris and india but its not sustainable in the long term

I had porridge made with 1/2 ff milk and 1/2 water, with 1/2 a banana chopped in. 2 scrambled eggs with dryfried mushrooms. Lump of cheese (30g?) and 2 crispbread. 1 water cracker and a slice of haslet.

But OH, such a nice and dreadfully unhealthy lamb curry in the oven. OH deear.

colditz, sounds wonderful to me. Enjoy it. You're doing so much better then me.

lamb curry ......swoon....

want some

Made with leftover lamb, and tomatoes, and veg, and double cream .... oh it's not healthy, not healthy at all. God it was so good. My mum stopped by briefly at teatime and even she waffled a plate full down her gullet (insisting, of course, that I must have used "a sauce")

That means you didn't have too much if it was shared. there is nothing wrong with using some cream once in a while.