I’m in two minds op.part of me thinks you’re taking the piss. Everyone knows what you’re saying is not humanly possible, including yourself . Or you’re highly deluded and lying about what you eat and drink over an average week. Even to yourself.
of course if yoh go to a doctor and say I’m 4.5 stone over weight, eat an average of 1k calories a day and am gaining weight, they are not going to beleive you, even thyroid problems could not explain why you are the only human to have ever lived who defies medical science. Which is what you’re posting.
so assuming you’re not taking the piss then the only explanation is over the course of a week you eat and drink much more than you’re admitting. You sometimes eat bigger portions. Mindlessly snack, have calorific drinks. And don’t count it, it might be on a Saturday evening, or picking at left overs, or a penchant for full fat caramel lattes, I don’t know.
however the simple fact is there is something you’re not saying or admitting to. You are not defying medical science.
it reminds me of the over eaters program years ago, where this woman swore blind she ate very few calories a day and when filmed you could see her mindlessly eating Mars bars. I’m sure you’re not doing that, but you’re not telling the whole truth either about what you consume.