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Table names

57 replies

igetwhatyoumean · 06/08/2023 21:22

Any suggestions for a good theme for table names?

OP posts:
goldensquaresofjoy · 10/08/2023 07:33

Flower names or tree names might be nice

Horriblewoman · 10/08/2023 07:35

We had our favourite albums

topnoddy · 10/08/2023 07:53

Times
Periodic

GoodChat · 10/08/2023 08:00

topnoddy · 10/08/2023 07:53

Times
Periodic

Grin
sashh · 10/08/2023 08:05

This depends on your age and family but what about the names of people who can't be there? Grand parents or friends who live a broad.

igetwhatyoumean · 10/08/2023 10:31

goldensquaresofjoy · 10/08/2023 07:18

The classiest weddings I have been to have all just used numbers tbh.

I was fine with just numbers but I don't really want a 13 and skipping it would also seem weird.

OP posts:
YalaYalaDingDong · 10/08/2023 10:40

We did "we go together like...."
Gin & tonic
Tea & toast
Peas & carrots
Birds & bees
Salt & pepper etc. etc.

EmmaAmeliasMum · 10/08/2023 10:43

We had flowers 🌸

PurpleReindeer2 · 10/08/2023 10:48

We just did table 1, table 2 etc

Hbh17 · 10/08/2023 10:54

goldensquaresofjoy · 10/08/2023 07:18

The classiest weddings I have been to have all just used numbers tbh.

This! Why do you need to name tables? It's just cheesy. I'm sure ours had numbers, coz it would never have occurred to us to do it any other way.

BernadetteRostankowskiWolowitz · 10/08/2023 10:57

What are yours and DHs interests? We had one table (small wedding) so no table names, but I've been to weddings where its things like Game of Thrones locations, Cities the couple had visited, places from their home towns (both lived away) etc.

If it was solely up to me I'd have Harry Potter (females) surnames

McGonogal, Lovegood, Weasley, Hooch, Sprout Grin

Sugarfree23 · 10/08/2023 10:59

Hbh17 · 10/08/2023 10:54

This! Why do you need to name tables? It's just cheesy. I'm sure ours had numbers, coz it would never have occurred to us to do it any other way.

Because its a cheap way of giving your guests a talking point and making it personal to the couple.
It also avoids snooty Aunties at table 2 thinking their higher on the pecking order than Aunties at table 4.

GoodChat · 10/08/2023 10:59

I was fine with just numbers but I don't really want a 13 and skipping it would also seem weird.

Would it feel better if the numbers were written out - so Thirteen instead of 13? I know it sounds silly but it makes it feel less of a number to me Grin

GoodChat · 10/08/2023 11:00

It also avoids snooty Aunties at table 2 thinking their higher on the pecking order than Aunties at table 4.

Oh that's a good point!

How about sweets?

SageRosemary · 10/08/2023 13:24

We did sweets/chocolates. So Skittles, Rolos, Smarties, Fudge Bars, Double Deckers, Mars, Milky Way, Wispa, Buttons etc.

We scattered fun size bars or mini packets on the table matching the name. It was quite fun as the guests used our nephews to negotiate swaps between the table "tell them we'll give them 3 packets of Rolos for the bottle of red wine that they're not drinking." It was one way of making sure that bottles of wine we paid for was being fully drunk even if at a different table and the more sober guests at least had some consolation chocolate.

The Smarties table thought they were the cleverest (mostly teachers and lecturers) but they soon found out that the Rolos table were the group most likely to be driving a Rolls Royce. Milky Ways were fond of travelling. Skittles were having the most fun. White buttons at one table with children. Ferrero Rocher at the top table because the ambassador was truly spoiling us.

This was as far as we went in terms of table favours, very cheap, all used. Possibly the cheapest way to do this nowadays would be by getting a couple of boxes of Celebrations or Heroes and sorting them into individual varieties. Or, near Halloween, you'll pick up the variety packs easily.

CMOTDibbler · 10/08/2023 13:27

No one cares. Skip 13 and equally no one will notice/care. And anyone who is going to take offence at their place knows well enough the hierarchy of tables to take offence from that even with names - they will still be superior to the aunties at the back by the kitchen entrance whatever the tables are named

Sugarfree23 · 10/08/2023 13:44

@SageRosemary that's quite a clever idea.
I hate favours they are up there with kids party bags - landfill fodder. Half get left behind and the other half get taken out of politeness - most end in the bin sooner or later

gogomoto · 10/08/2023 13:46

Numbers, anything else is so twee

Netrinuel · 10/08/2023 13:58

Definitely name them, far better than numbers and as has been said if you are on the highest table number you look like you were the last on the invite list. My wedding was small enough that we had the long tables in an E shape but we have been to lots of weddings with named tables. It gives it a more personal to you feel. We went to one with a band's album names.

BlackOps · 10/08/2023 14:38

gogomoto · 10/08/2023 13:46

Numbers, anything else is so twee

Agreed

topnoddy · 10/08/2023 22:09

Pugh
Pugh
Barney McGrew
Cuthbert
Dibble
Grubb

JustAnotherManicMomday · 12/08/2023 22:11

We recently attended one with only fools and horses, giving and stacey etc, then each person at that table had a character from that program on their place card, at random a ticket was pulled from a small pot for each table, the person picked won a little prize if they could do an impression of their chacter

MadCatLady27 · 14/08/2023 16:37

We both like football so had favourite players from our clubs - his team for tables for his side and mine for my side - did also consider football managers

My cousin had pet names which I loved

Puppyseahorse · 14/08/2023 16:46

i considered ‘places we’ve travelled’ but decided it was overdone & a bit showoffy. Has become slightly cringe. Oh, you guys like Paris? You don’t say.

what is your venue? Is there something unique to the venue you could use?

OneStepOneStumble · 14/08/2023 16:53

JustAnotherManicMomday · 12/08/2023 22:11

We recently attended one with only fools and horses, giving and stacey etc, then each person at that table had a character from that program on their place card, at random a ticket was pulled from a small pot for each table, the person picked won a little prize if they could do an impression of their chacter

This literally sounds like my idea of hell. I hate parlour games 🙈

We did places that we'd been and were important to us.

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