You must help us, we've come on holiday by mistake.

[nevergoogle]

Just what is there to do in and around Westgate, Kent?

Boys are 8 and 6. I'm sure they will be fine. They have sand.

But what can I do here other than be absorbed into a good book?

I like art and creative stuff.

Help please.

They should use they in their tourist info. Come to Westgate - get knocked up!

Congrats!

How lovely!
Tracey as in Emin?

Oh but how lovely to have a newborn!

I can also recommend co-sleeping as well for its secondary contraceptive benefits.

It'll be like Lourdes but less Catholic and more grey :)

"Why is my middle name Withnail?"

Because we went on holiday by mistake.

I agree co-sleeping with new babies is excellent contraception. Enjoy your last few weeks of sleep.

Please let us know when baby Withnail arrives. :)

Best holiday thread ever. Maybe best thread ever. Certainly best zombie thread resurrection ever

Many congratulations!

Thanks everyone.

You must go to wildwood. It's near whitstable. It's an animal park, very well laid out. Fantastic array of animals and a fab play area. My dc loved it.

Oops. Really old thread. I didn't notice.

May I suggest you avoid Dorset too in future.

You like creative stuff... indeed!

Congrats! Love the name suggestions!

Brilliant update! I take it there was no telly in the accommodation. ;)

Just lovely! Fab update!

Brilliant.Congrats.