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The Twenty-Sixth Republic -Half Term Horror?

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StaffAssociationRepresentative · 23/10/2020 17:51

You are most welcome to this school staff support thread to get us through stressful times. It is meant for school staff only – a sort of room of requirement. Baiters, haters, goaders and bashers can jog on somewhere else.

If you are NOT staff and just have a general education query please start your own thread.

You can play here if you are a member of one the following groups-

-ABBA - anti bashers and baiting association
-SWAB - school workers against bashers
-SWOT - school workers opposing teacherbashers
-STARS - schoolworkers together against ranting + slurs

Do not give ‘The Every twat for Themselves mob’ the staffroom password as a number of them are operating in an alternative reality.

No DfE muppets allowed

Other requirements for staff room entry include the ability to find the staff room, the ability to find a clean mug in the staff room, knowledge of the photocopier codes, and the ability to sniff out where the toffee vodka is hidden.

If you are fed up with cakes and biscuits there is now a cheeseboard on offer

If you come with a stick to goad us then that is not allowed in the staffroom and you will receive a detention

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RigaBalsam · 27/10/2020 13:47

[quote Flagsfiend]@riga I've claimed the tax rebate, very easy to do, took a couple of minutes. Think it works out at £1.20 a week, but they give you the full year (and 2 week of last year from 23rd March at a lower rate). So it will be around £60 I think, definitely worth doing.[/quote]
Thanks. Just done it. You are right. Easy!

noblegiraffe · 27/10/2020 13:54

This equates to 55% of state-funded secondaries

It was 46% the week before Shock

Fewer and fewer posters able to post 'my school hasn't had any cases'.

Cantaloupeisland · 27/10/2020 13:56

2 members of staff tested positive today, we'd had nothing up until now. Low case area but seems to be on the rise

Lancrelady80 · 27/10/2020 14:03

Year3 and 4 learning model verbs here. Great example of how to turn something easy that the children use in everyday speech without thinking into some unfathomable mystery by giving it a technical name. And fronted adverbials don't need to contain an actual adverb as long as they have an adverbial phrase, hence "Quick as a flash" as it describes how something happened.

Bloody SPAG. Kids get hung up on labels rather than the actual writing content.

Gove, Gibbs and Cummings deserve a good kicking.

MrsHerculePoirot · 27/10/2020 14:05

I’m a few pages behind you all but lots of TLRS without time here too. I’ve always thought of it as you either get money OR time - I was told once that each free period was £1000 in terms of school coatings. Occasionally if you are proper HoD or something you get a bit of time, but not a lot.

monkeytennis97 · 27/10/2020 14:17

Apparently DfE have readded the line about schools not being high risk to the guidance....

TheHoneyBadger · 27/10/2020 14:21

I get people are saying 'we don't get time for tlr' etc but it is actually the rules that tlr should come with clear time allocations. Essentially you're paid for a 27.5 hour week or whatever it is they claim directed time is. TLR payment is for the additional responsibility above and beyond classroom level not time as your contract remains 27.5 hrs or whatever.

I'm a bit sad that everyone accepts not getting time as normal. Certainly slt don't think they should be teaching a full timetable - some of them barely see a classroom.

TheHoneyBadger · 27/10/2020 14:23

If a shop assistant gets made assistant manager they don't do a full time shop assistant job PLUS assistant manager in their spare time. They work the same amount of hours at a higher level of responsibility that is renumerated (I've spelt that wrong and can't be arsed to check sorry). It's meant to be the same in teaching.

SmileEachDay · 27/10/2020 14:26

Apparently DfE have readded the line about schools not being high risk to the guidance....

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noblegiraffe · 27/10/2020 14:30

They still have 'last updated' as 22nd October though. Have they snuck it in?

And 'compared to other workplace settings'. Presumably they picked a covid ward for comparison.

The Twenty-Sixth Republic -Half Term Horror?
monkeytennis97 · 27/10/2020 14:32

Saw it on Twitter earlier today, will double check.

noblegiraffe · 27/10/2020 14:34

Ah, the TES story was from 21st October, so they must have gone in on 22nd October and put it back in.

Hmm. Someone got bollocked didn't they?

Augustbreeze · 27/10/2020 14:34

So they've actually updated it without telling anyone.....

I suppose they could argue that that one sentence isn't an update as such, just realising they needed to rectify a "mistake", but what else might they have snuck in???

Augustbreeze · 27/10/2020 14:36

Anyone else really missing the info and-- up-to-the-minute minute news and analysis on the Data thread but got about three hours of their day back?--

Piggywaspushed · 27/10/2020 14:38

I do hope the unions call for evidence there.

Piggywaspushed · 27/10/2020 14:48

I spy with my little eye a sunshiney nc on mother's thread Grin

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motherrunner · 27/10/2020 15:17

I am rubbish at sniffing out NCers - almost as bad as my data analysis.

monkeytennis97 · 27/10/2020 15:35

More children in England missing school over Covid-19 www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-54695618

Just thinking about this report... is it the first time we have seen the word 'rotas' on the bbc news website? Are they putting it out there?

SmileEachDay · 27/10/2020 15:39

Monkey

They will be doing I think.

I’m wondering if they’re also working up to changing their stance on exams - the attendance stats are a nice lead in to that for them.

motherrunner · 27/10/2020 15:48

Interesting article @monkey. Have placed the link on my thread.

HedyPrism · 27/10/2020 15:55

Hi everyone! I've been flat out and hence not on here but I love it :-) Behaviour is shocking but most children are lovely and I've built some good rapport. Also very excited by half term. Luckily my school is fairly small for a secondary, so bubble areas don't overlap at all, and we are in an area with low community transmission. Really hate dashing from room to room though.

MrsHerculePoirot · 27/10/2020 16:18

@TheHoneyBadger it is only TLR3 (the ones for a specific time limited post)that aren’t pro-rata I think? TLR1 and 2 are pro-rata according to the STPCD I think?

There is no ‘rule’ about time and TLRS - the only rule is that all teachers should be give adequate time to carry out their duties so if you have more responsibility then probably in most cases you would need some more time.

I’m not saying it’s right - but those are the rules. I mean we all don’t have enough time in general I’d say, and most schools I suspect will give time for substantive posts but I know some staff at ours don’t have extra time on a weekly basis but then might be allowed x days of cover foe stuff depending on what they are doing.

My last school had it right - a really clear structure where every role had a specific TLR attached to it AND a specified time allocation if one. My current school it is all a bit luck of the draw and down to those doing the time tabling....

SmileEachDay · 27/10/2020 16:20

all teachers should be give adequate time to carry out their duties

MrsHerculePoirot · 27/10/2020 16:24

I know. It is a joke. To be clear @TheHoneyBadger I’m not disagreeing time should be given, just saying it isn’t a right! Don’t want anyone to think I’m advocating less time for anyone.