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Ham pr disasters 61! ….enough is enough…is enough…we can’t go on!…no more tears! ……

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jeffgoldblum · 01/11/2026 14:41

It’s the bodyguards fault was a new revelation!
who’s fault will it be next?
answers on a postcard please…….

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Handbagsandoldcurtains · 02/11/2026 22:54

IdaGlossop · 02/11/2026 22:16

About 10x more, according to something I read earlier.

But in GBP or Australian $ ?

Kingzandqueens · 02/11/2026 22:56

AcrossthePond55 · 02/11/2026 22:53

Per a link upthread; if H has actually authorized an 'unnamed friend' to leak that he is worried about his relationship with his family and its impact on his financial future he really must be getting desperate.

Next I picture them going to Buckingham Palace in rags and tatters and them having A&L sit with begging bowls at the gate as H wrings his hands and cries out "O Father, dear Father, wilt thou letteth thy grandchildren starve?". M will have her 'sad eyes' encircled in black and let a tear roll down, making a track through the smudges of dirt (artfully placed) on her cheek.

Edited

"Please Sir can we have some more?"

Rhaidimiddim · 02/11/2026 22:56

niceorangecarrot · 02/11/2026 22:42

Parsley the Lion was a character in The Herbs, an animation by Michael Bond, who wrote Paddington. All the characters had herb names. I used to like Dill the Dog!
They introduced themselves with songs.

Dill - "I'm Dill the Dog, I'm a dog named Dill" was my favourite.

All the herbs had a short song. The only one I can remember all the way thru is:

"I am Constable Knapweed
And I keep law and order
I like to see that all is well
Along the garden border"

I like this derail.

Rhaidimiddim · 02/11/2026 22:57

Kingzandqueens · 02/11/2026 22:45

Well based on her knowledge of an alleged csa abuser roaming free it might spark a boycott amongst parents & ratings tank...

You gotta hope. I'm looking to Australia to have this.

Kingzandqueens · 02/11/2026 22:57

Starryfifty · 02/11/2026 22:53

Hey, at least she's working. What's her useless hubby doing? "Helping people" 🙄 is what he tells his son

He's a stay at home dad now, no time to help folk! (unless the price is right!)

Starryfifty · 02/11/2026 23:00

Kingzandqueens · 02/11/2026 22:57

He's a stay at home dad now, no time to help folk! (unless the price is right!)

Oh don't feel Prince of England 🙄

Mylovelygreendress · 02/11/2026 23:01

Enty @entylawyer
X.com
November 2, 2026
Blind Item #16
The alliterate one is negotiating with multiple networks for a sit down primetime interview. She wants one that will have no pushback, and also one that doesn't demand the cuck because he doesn't want to do it. She does want previews of it on morning shows and a full campaign for one week leading up to the interview.

KilkennyCats · 02/11/2026 23:04

Mylovelygreendress · 02/11/2026 23:01

Enty @entylawyer
X.com
November 2, 2026
Blind Item #16
The alliterate one is negotiating with multiple networks for a sit down primetime interview. She wants one that will have no pushback, and also one that doesn't demand the cuck because he doesn't want to do it. She does want previews of it on morning shows and a full campaign for one week leading up to the interview.

So she doesn’t want an interview, she wants a platform Hmm

CoffeeCantata · 02/11/2026 23:05

Rhaidimiddim · 02/11/2026 22:34

It is the still don't seem to get it bit that is IMHO doing damage (among all the other shit) now.

It is like they don't see how not-on that was. In any family, let alone the most exposed-to-public family in the world.

Exactly. What excuse is there for making all this public and destroying relationships for ever? They should have kept it within the family…but there’s no money or marketable victimhood in that.

Rhaidimiddim · 02/11/2026 23:05

Kingzandqueens · 02/11/2026 22:46

Ohh I haven't heard about the light fingers attached to the claw!

Unsubstantiated rumours of pieces of jewellery - a bracelet that was lent to her by QE2 that she lost and never returned, an least a pair of earrings of Catherine's while both couples were neighbours.

Before and after her brief RF membership, shoes and clothing not being returned after photoshoots. The accusations being met, at one point, with her PR team countering something along the lines of the DoS having to keep the items to protect/curate her holiness* by ensuring they weren't sold on eBay as "once worn by DoS".

  • I made the holiness bit up, but not the rest.
YouareJustApreciousLittleGem · 02/11/2026 23:07

CoffeeCantata · 01/11/2026 18:34

She wants to provoke him into a public row. I really hope he continues to ignore her.

He is the King. Why he would go into a public row when he has not to do anything at all, just keep dancing in the rain

IdaGlossop · 02/11/2026 23:09

Starryfifty · 02/11/2026 22:53

Hey, at least she's working. What's her useless hubby doing? "Helping people" 🙄 is what he tells his son

Willingness to work is a good quality of M's.

Their financial situation is quite precarious when you consider their lifestyle. Actual income: inheritances, a business that is stumbling along, the odd speaking engagement, some dwindling book royalties. Prospective income: inheritances. Expenditure: mortgages x 2 could become 3, securidee, school fees x 2, M's clothing, M's grooming including cosmetic surgery, children's hairbrushes, staff including nannies, dining out. Scrounged: private jet travel, accommodation.

smilesy · 02/11/2026 23:09

Rhaidimiddim · 02/11/2026 22:56

Dill - "I'm Dill the Dog, I'm a dog named Dill" was my favourite.

All the herbs had a short song. The only one I can remember all the way thru is:

"I am Constable Knapweed
And I keep law and order
I like to see that all is well
Along the garden border"

I like this derail.

Maybe Bill and Ben would be better for Harry - “Weeeeed” 😎

Kingzandqueens · 02/11/2026 23:13

Rhaidimiddim · 02/11/2026 23:05

Unsubstantiated rumours of pieces of jewellery - a bracelet that was lent to her by QE2 that she lost and never returned, an least a pair of earrings of Catherine's while both couples were neighbours.

Before and after her brief RF membership, shoes and clothing not being returned after photoshoots. The accusations being met, at one point, with her PR team countering something along the lines of the DoS having to keep the items to protect/curate her holiness* by ensuring they weren't sold on eBay as "once worn by DoS".

  • I made the holiness bit up, but not the rest.

Is there actually any level she won't stoop to

Kingzandqueens · 02/11/2026 23:15

Mylovelygreendress · 02/11/2026 23:01

Enty @entylawyer
X.com
November 2, 2026
Blind Item #16
The alliterate one is negotiating with multiple networks for a sit down primetime interview. She wants one that will have no pushback, and also one that doesn't demand the cuck because he doesn't want to do it. She does want previews of it on morning shows and a full campaign for one week leading up to the interview.

She's nothing without him.. Will they want her without "the prince"?

Kingzandqueens · 02/11/2026 23:16

Mylovelygreendress · 02/11/2026 23:01

Enty @entylawyer
X.com
November 2, 2026
Blind Item #16
The alliterate one is negotiating with multiple networks for a sit down primetime interview. She wants one that will have no pushback, and also one that doesn't demand the cuck because he doesn't want to do it. She does want previews of it on morning shows and a full campaign for one week leading up to the interview.

She's nothing without him.. Will they want her without "the prince"?

Starryfifty · 02/11/2026 23:17

Kingzandqueens · 02/11/2026 23:15

She's nothing without him.. Will they want her without "the prince"?

An interview about what? Her father's recent allegations?

Rhaidimiddim · 02/11/2026 23:21

CoffeeCantata · 02/11/2026 23:05

Exactly. What excuse is there for making all this public and destroying relationships for ever? They should have kept it within the family…but there’s no money or marketable victimhood in that.

But to reiterate - H doesn't seem to get it.

As a kid, you do stupid things without realising the hurt they cause. And your parents absorb it because you're a kid ( and try to help you do better).

H, as an adult, is still doing stupid, hurtful things but still expects the family to absorb it.

He missed an important development milestone.

Rhaidimiddim · 02/11/2026 23:30

IdaGlossop · 02/11/2026 23:09

Willingness to work is a good quality of M's.

Their financial situation is quite precarious when you consider their lifestyle. Actual income: inheritances, a business that is stumbling along, the odd speaking engagement, some dwindling book royalties. Prospective income: inheritances. Expenditure: mortgages x 2 could become 3, securidee, school fees x 2, M's clothing, M's grooming including cosmetic surgery, children's hairbrushes, staff including nannies, dining out. Scrounged: private jet travel, accommodation.

Plus - pool of people they need to network with to make a decent income?

Big hitters mostly tapped out/ pissed off.

IdaGlossop · 02/11/2026 23:31

Starryfifty · 02/11/2026 23:17

An interview about what? Her father's recent allegations?

She needs saving from herself! When you are known all over the world for the wrong reasons and your father is under investigation for possible child sex offenses, it's time to BE SILENT. What does Liam Maguire have to say about this?

HaM and making it very easy for KCIII to cut them off because they are out of control.

UncleColm · 02/11/2026 23:34

Mylovelygreendress · 02/11/2026 23:01

Enty @entylawyer
X.com
November 2, 2026
Blind Item #16
The alliterate one is negotiating with multiple networks for a sit down primetime interview. She wants one that will have no pushback, and also one that doesn't demand the cuck because he doesn't want to do it. She does want previews of it on morning shows and a full campaign for one week leading up to the interview.

Is 'cuck' short for cuckold? Is Enty implying that Meghan has another partner?

Rhaidimiddim · 02/11/2026 23:36

Kingzandqueens · 02/11/2026 23:13

Is there actually any level she won't stoop to

Edited

North Korean Soya Marketing Board seminar?

(To answer your question seriously - I don't know, but it will be fun finding out over the coming years.)

Typo edit

Lunde · 02/11/2026 23:39

Rhaidimiddim · 02/11/2026 22:56

Dill - "I'm Dill the Dog, I'm a dog named Dill" was my favourite.

All the herbs had a short song. The only one I can remember all the way thru is:

"I am Constable Knapweed
And I keep law and order
I like to see that all is well
Along the garden border"

I like this derail.

I used to love Dill, the hyperactive dog!

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Kingzandqueens · 02/11/2026 23:43

IdaGlossop · 02/11/2026 23:31

She needs saving from herself! When you are known all over the world for the wrong reasons and your father is under investigation for possible child sex offenses, it's time to BE SILENT. What does Liam Maguire have to say about this?

HaM and making it very easy for KCIII to cut them off because they are out of control.

This is going to be like ABW, she's going to make things 10 times worse... no wonder H wants nothing to do with it

Rhaidimiddim · 02/11/2026 23:44

IdaGlossop · 02/11/2026 23:31

She needs saving from herself! When you are known all over the world for the wrong reasons and your father is under investigation for possible child sex offenses, it's time to BE SILENT. What does Liam Maguire have to say about this?

HaM and making it very easy for KCIII to cut them off because they are out of control.

If she does an interview now, she can't not address the CSA allegations against her dad.

So she'd need to be careful what she says, because her dad/Samantha on one side and the RF on the other will be listening carefully. As will the FBI.

If she even as much as insinuates that the RF (a) knew of the allegations and (b) told her to be quiet, she might find herself in deep trouble.

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