Thank you. I keep thinking of other things.. and had a sleepless night last night. So at the risk of accusations of being ‘unhinged’ ‘obsessed’ etc etc..
Do feel free to add to it 🤪
Kate is the sister I never had.
Kate is cold. She makes the wrong face when lending a lipgloss.
They didn’t marry for love like we did.
We want St Paul’s.
This chapel is too musty.
What Meghan wants, Meghan gets.
She absolutely must have this particular tiara.
We didn’t care about the spectacle.
We actually got married three days before.
It was just like when Mandela was released.
It would be impossible for the children to go to school in the UK without getting papped.
The car chase was near catastrophic.
A courtier told me the Queen Mother had died.
My dad was old when he became a father, unlike me.
He never took us for bike rides.
My father cut me off.
My brother is alarmingly bald.
It’s not technically stealing if you already have a reputation for taking stuff that doesn’t belong to you.
I post links where I earn money from people buying my outfits because otherwise the wrong designer might be credited.
Posting photos of children online is harmful.
Mama’s little helper.
Aww look at Archie in the bath.
Kids - I know you’re seriously ill, but get in the photo will you - these clothes won’t sell themselves.
Jam is my jam.
I just prefer to hold the tongs upside down.
Balmoral is too far for baby Archie to travel.
Yes thanks, we had a lovely time in Ibiza.
I’m the happiest I’ve ever been.
I’m in my era of joy.
This has been the worst 7 years of my life.
Bullying is wrong.
It’s not my job to coddle people.
We don’t want Archie to have a title.
They wouldn’t give Archie a title because he was too brown.
And this is why he can’t have security.
We graciously accept this award for tackling racism in the RF.
We never said they were racist.
They don’t understand racism and unconscious bias like I do.
Don’t worry, she’s not black or anything.
We had nothing to do with that book.
We need to make sure nobody knows we’re helping with the book.
Sorry, I forgot I helped with the book.
We must save the magnificent wildlife of our planet.
Excuse me for a moment while I shoot that water buffalo.
Everyone can do more to save the climate.
We need to borrow a private jet again.
These poor veterans need help and support.
I have PTSD because my dad never mentioned me in his speech.
We can’t visit the UK because it’s too dangerous.
Look at us though, while we twat about in Colombia / Nigeria / Ukraine.
Oh, and here I am blundering around the ring doorbells of West London.
Hey, what about me - I’m standing on a roundabout in Geneva.
And here’s a photo showing where Archie plays football.
Hang on a mo, I’m busy enraging a terrorist organisation with my crassness.
I’m about to be a Dior brand ambassador.
I’m best pals with that guy from Balenciaga, I forget his name.
I was born to serve.
I have served my country for 41 years.
We will continue to honour our duty to The Queen, the Commonwealth, and our patronages.
I always hated being a working royal because they made me go to Nepal when I was tired.
I had to take a freedom flight to escape.
And then the whole plane clapped and cheered.
This is the life my mother would have wanted for me.
I am still a working royal. And I enjoy doing it.
My husband is a fox.
Just call me Harry.
From your friend HRH The Duchess of Sussex.