PR Disasters Part X

[AtIusvue]

For all Meg and Harry PR shenanigans

I'd watch it! I'm guessing they would want a very simple barefoot service with like less than ten people at it. Just themselves and Netflix..They would say it's because it's the opposite of what they had but it would be because they've fallen out with everyone and need the money. And this could be the big reveal of their kids faces - no pressure then on those kids!

I'm sure some of them were paying rent on properties in Cornwall.

Yes, and both barefoot, , Archie dressed for one season and lilibeth for another.

Marcus with a wicker basket, could lead the kids with their own wicker baskets scattering Meghan’s flower petals all the way to the altar (great opportunity to get rid of excess inventory) before Marcus hands her over to Harry.

Meghan with a beatific smile and doe eyes, and the camera catching her sharply and aggressively elbowing Harry as she stands in front of the woman with the weird voice and strange facial expressions.

And the later reveal of the true private vow renewal ceremony 3 days before, while the big one was just a spectacle for the masses ...

I doubt they would home school - MM would see the well heeled, influential parents at their kids private school as commercial and networking opportunities - probs the only ones shes got left to mine!

The only people I know who've had vow renewals (admittedly a very small number) are pretty much in 2 groups: (the biggest one) got married young, on a really small budget now have some money and now want the "big day". And tbh, it's usually the wife who wants to wear the big dress.

The 2nd group - it's after an affair. Both couples divorced within 2yrs of the renewal.

The Sussexes certainly don't for in group 1, and for their own sakes (& that of their children) I hope they don't fit group 2.

They need to find a job - both of them, but especially Harry.

this is the epitome of waffle, what is your point?

You forgot the chocolate man

I'm surprised we haven't had a clap back about the fact that they clearly were not invited to the State Dinner, or any of the other events in the royal tour.

Maybe they'll roll it into their 'we didn't want to go anyway' response to the Met Ball non-invitation. That way they'll get 2 clap backs for the price of 1!

Piers Morgan did say after the twerking video, the sex tape is inevitable

The current script from the SS is that KC is a horrible, vindictive racist man for not making the time to see his child and his grandchildren (because apparently children shouldn't need to travel to see their parents).

Meanwhile they are avoiding questions about why it's so important for such a horrible racist man to see his 40yo son, DIL and grandchildren (who had to flee to safety from the horrible racist family).

I think H&M did a pre-clap this time with that "invitation not expected ....taxpayer funded " post.

I can quite believe there are racists in the RF. KC? I very much doubt it. Even my republican mother didn’t believe that one!

I do feel a bit worried about the more vulnerable people caught up in the SS rhetoric. No human can possibly meet all the expectations of the more devoted fans.

Brilliant - the vow renewal would be the announce that they were now a throuple with Marcus - maybe some ghosts from friendships past could all make ‘surprise’ appearances Millie Mackintosh, Lizzy Cundy, Jessica Mulroney ….. and I could see a bit of drama with Serena Williams snubbing the invite. Get Omid Scabbie to live tweet the proceedings.

I hadn't thought of that, Lunde

Normally I'd dismiss Twitter rumours as the rubbish they usually are, but if it's a matter of making money I could just about see them coming up with a ridiculous idea like this

After all they appear to have nothing else ...

Hs there anything (Harry) hasn’t agreed to? The hideous NF series showed how deeply obsessed with her he is. He’s incapable of challenging her, however low she takes them

I'd say he's in a bit of a difficult position, @Ohpleeeease, with nothing to bring to the table except the "Prince thing" - and even that's of less and less use now

Meghan's ideas might be vulgar and doomed to failure, but at least she has them, besides which crossing a wife who's already shown herself to be extremely manipulative could bring consequences Harry would find difficult

I don't know whether the vow renewal would be a money making thing or a love story picture perfect life brand thing.

But let us not forget Cindy Crawford and Richard Gere's Times advert 😂

There's a lot of cognitive dissonance there.

Seemed very clear to me.

He has absolutely nothing to bring to the table. Every idea has been downright absurd. Interviewing Putin ffs

Did anyone see the interaction between KC and the little kid in Harlem? "I don't know, I just got here " 😂 KC response was lovely. He was genuinely laughing. If that was the montyshitshow pair, it would be blank stare from him and constant blinking from her.

Either that, or OTT invasive hugging, or maybe telling the poor kid that she's the most trolled person ever in the history of the universe.

Charles is interested in people and has nothing to prove. Meghan only cares about other people in so far as they are useful to her. That's the difference.

You are right there

I loved that visit. Everyone was enjoying themselves and had smiles on their faces. Didn’t H and M visit a school in Harlem just after Covid and ask the parents to sign NDAs or something?