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How do people in Westminster Abbey go to the loo?

34 replies

MustardGreenAndPlum · 06/05/2023 09:17

They’re in there already. The service doesn’t finish until 1pm. It isn’t like they can leave early to avoid the traffic and the queue at the door.

if I’d been inside since 8am I’d be bursting already.

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SomethingNastyInTheGenePool · 06/05/2023 09:17

Maybe there’s a loo in the vestry.

GCWorkNightmare · 06/05/2023 09:18

They won’t be eating and drinking in there. I can easily go 8 hours without needing the loo.

Brazilagogo · 06/05/2023 09:18

I believe there aren’t any toilets. I’d be arriving late and in continence pants 😊

Hellocatshome · 06/05/2023 09:19

I'm sure someone said at a previous event (maybe the Queens funeral) there is a row of portaloos hidden somewhere.

supersonicspeed · 06/05/2023 09:19

Stadium pal.

TheFlis12345 · 06/05/2023 09:20

There are loos tucked away discreetly.

Littletinytarzanswingingfromanosehair · 06/05/2023 09:21

There will be loo's. Don't forget kids go too and will need to go. I was saying before, I'd be sneaking snacks in too!

Lloki · 06/05/2023 09:21

I was just thinking exactly the same thing..

Mustardandchickensandwiches · 06/05/2023 09:22

Brazilagogo · 06/05/2023 09:18

I believe there aren’t any toilets. I’d be arriving late and in continence pants 😊

You believe incorrectly

They will just quietly move people as the cameras move away/they aren't live on air and have seat fillers like the Oscars.

The people that are 'important' to the ceremony and will be on camera constantly don't arrive until the last minute anyway.

It's all orchestrated military style.

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allthegoodusernameshavegone · 06/05/2023 09:22

There are lots of facilities available for large events at the abbey.

Mustardandchickensandwiches · 06/05/2023 09:23

At the minute we've been focused on the choir for the last 10 minutes. Loads of time for people to move in and out.

MustardGreenAndPlum · 06/05/2023 09:31

Is this why the doddery heredity peers haven’t been invited? I once went to a wedding when the bride’s grandmother announced very loudly “I learnt to go to the toilet” just as the vicar started the vows. How we laughed.!

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CathyorClaire · 06/05/2023 09:43

I was wondering more about the very unforgiving wooden seats they're expected to sit on for hours on end.

Gonna be some very numb bums come the big moment.

Use74074345 · 06/05/2023 09:45

I just said to DH I wonder if there a portaloos as it is a very long time

CatOnTheChair · 06/05/2023 09:51

4 hours should be ok for most bladders if you don't have anything to drink?
There will be some facilities.

Exhausteddog · 06/05/2023 09:55

I sometimes go for 5 or 6 hours without going to the loo, but if I knew there wasn't one I'd need to go after about 20 minutes!🤣

Tarantullah · 06/05/2023 10:00

Exhausteddog · 06/05/2023 09:55

I sometimes go for 5 or 6 hours without going to the loo, but if I knew there wasn't one I'd need to go after about 20 minutes!🤣

Haha this is it, I can go hours without going but as soon as you know you can't and you start to feel anxious about it you feel like you need to go!

Kendodd · 06/05/2023 10:04

GCWorkNightmare · 06/05/2023 09:18

They won’t be eating and drinking in there. I can easily go 8 hours without needing the loo.

Speak for yourself. I can't

QuintanaRoo · 06/05/2023 10:07

They can use the loos up to 10am, after that they’re apparently out of bounds.

HippyChickMama · 06/05/2023 10:08

There are toilets in Westminster Abbey, I've used them! They aren't as impressive as I thought they'd be, not sure what I expected (gold throne style perhaps?) but I remember feeling slightly disappointed 😂

QuintanaRoo · 06/05/2023 10:08

It’s the crowds I’m more worried about, the gates were opened at 6am and as soon as the viewing areas were full nobody else allowed in. So unless the police /stewards hand out toilet passes they’re in there till mid afternoon.

itsgettingweird · 06/05/2023 10:15

There is toilets in there you know?!

I had wondered exactly the same thing until I watched this being discussed in bbc earlier 🤣

DyslexicPoster · 06/05/2023 10:15

If I don't drink when I get up I can go without the loo until about 1am, so in this case I'd stop drinking at 8pm the night before and awaith the migraine from hell if I didn't load up on water by 1pm. However, if you mention the magic words "do you need the loo?" I'd probably wet myself on command

VegetablesFightingToReclaimTheAubergieneEmoji · 06/05/2023 10:16

My tummy would be louder than the orchestra in about an hours time.

Gollumsring · 06/05/2023 10:16

I would be bursting within about 20 mins