As this is a positive thread for happy people only, can I tell you my favourite joke and how I got my name?
Prince Philip was in the bath when Paul Burrell knocked on the door and came in.
“Your hot water bottle, sir” said Paul.
“What the bloody bleeding blithering hell do I want with a hot water bottle dammit man?” shouted Philip.
“My apologies, sir,” whimpered Paul. “I distinctly heard you say Wurra Burra.”