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The Very Eventful Lives of the Excellent Cats

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TheShellBeach · 27/10/2023 11:05

Calling all cats and their overworked slaves - join us as we grudgingly accept that every day is National Cat Day as far as our moggies are concerned.

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LostCats · 03/11/2023 13:23

Ooh that’s beautiful Shell!

SequentialAnalyst · 03/11/2023 13:44

This is the Dear Departed Midnight💕Of course, she didn't really look like the pic with the big eyes, but it's a start.

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RumNotRun · 03/11/2023 14:21

I don't want to make things sad, but need to share a photo of my perfect boy.

This is "Favourite Cat" also known as Alizè. He was my shadow and my best friend. He had UTIs for years and sadly in 2021 had to be PTS. It was 2 months before I changed jobs and got to work from home. He would have loved me being home all day every day, bless his little face. He was the goodest cat ever.

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LostCats · 03/11/2023 14:30

And he was black!! He’s so beautiful!! So lovely to see him.
Black cats are amazing

LostCats · 03/11/2023 14:38

There is always the special-est one isn’t there.
Boone is DH and my Soul Cat. The one we love mostest in all the world.

SequentialAnalyst · 03/11/2023 14:39

@RumNotRun what a little sweetie!

CeciledeVolangesdeNouveau · 03/11/2023 14:44

Please can I join in? I’m currently full-time cat-sitting our new rescue baby, Velvet. So far she’s got stuck on a bookshelf, run around the house as quickly as possible several times for absolutely no reason, gone in and out of a small hole at the bottom of a cupboard four times in a row again for no reason, chatted/sung an aria to herself fairly continuously, crashed into a door, fallen off a desk and displayed her amazing powers of being able to sleep through people speaking loudly and roaring with laughter but the second she heard a sachet of cat food being open she uses her awesome powers of apparition to materialise in the food bowl.

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TheShellBeach · 03/11/2023 14:59

@RumNotRun Alize was a lovely cat. I think black cats are wonderful!

@CeciledeVolangesdeNouveau Welcome to you and to Velvet. She sounds brilliant and she'll keep you on your toes by the sound of things.

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TheShellBeach · 03/11/2023 15:02

Ladies and Grumpy!

DS2 has just been offered a flat in our village!

Yaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!!

I cannot describe the feeling of relief. He is so happy. So is Mr SB.

Linney seemed to be pleased when we told him, too. He miaowed several times, but maybe that was because I was holding a packet of Dreamies.

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LostCats · 03/11/2023 15:24

Yey Shell!!!! That’s awesome!!!

Hee hee and welcome @CeciledeVolangesdeNouveau Velvet sounds brilliant! She will fit right in here

CeciledeVolangesdeNouveau · 03/11/2023 15:31

Thanks for the welcome everyone! Velvet’s definitely unusual but I’m looking forward to sharing her cute antics with all of you and your lovely feline friends :)

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 03/11/2023 15:38

Brilliant news Shell - really pleased for you and your DS. 👍

Papergirl1968 · 03/11/2023 16:02

Fantastic, Shell!
Welcome to all newbie cats and kittens, and their slaves.

CeciledeVolangesdeNouveau · 03/11/2023 16:36

@Papergirl1968 re threatening that animals have to go back home, we once had a very naughty horse and every time she was entered into a competition she would be told “cat food” by my mother! Velvet luckily obeys a stern “no” and our previous late cat told us what to do even more than most cats! Grown men were scared to get out of the car if they had to do plumbing or something and he was stalking around…

Papergirl1968 · 03/11/2023 16:58

Ha, I love pets with attitude.
My "good" cat Socks is so polite - she asks with a quiet meow for food, for fuss, to go out. I've just told her no to going out now because it's getting dark and there will be fireworks going off soon, and she's accepted It and took herself off upstairs, whereas Matt's howls of protest would wake the dead.
He also growls like a dog at the dog. I had a visitor a few weeks ago who was most perplexed by it.
And the dog gives me the side eye as she runs past me with something she's not supposed to have as if to say "look what I've got!"

RumNotRun · 03/11/2023 19:30

Great news @TheShellBeach 😁

I wonder how Paws and Shady are getting on. We haven't heard from them for a while.

SequentialAnalyst · 03/11/2023 20:30

I am so old that I remember the Cat's Meat shop in my London suburb. Child-me was puzzledConfused

Later, the following dawned on me:
For decades and decades, horse-power was the method used to transport goods, whether at the brewery end of things, the dairy end of things, or the Steptoe and Son level - and everything in between! Imagine how many horses there must have been in London.

Even in the 50's, where I lived the milk was still delivered daily on a horse-drawn milk float, and the greengrocer came round at certain times each week with a horse-drawn flat bed cart displaying his wares.

London knacker's yards had to do something with the horse corpses. Horse-hair, and bones for glue, were two of the ways of making a bob or two out of them, but you can't sell horse meat to the British, even if it is young and tender, which this definitely was not. Thus the cat slaves of the time were the market for the meat.

I don't suppose the cats minded one bit. And I like the idea of recycling horses into catsSmile

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CeciledeVolangesdeNouveau · 03/11/2023 14:44

Please can I join in? I’m currently full-time cat-sitting our new rescue baby, Velvet. So far she’s got stuck on a bookshelf, run around the house as quickly as possible several times for absolutely no reason, gone in and out of a small hole at the bottom of a cupboard four times in a row again for no reason, chatted/sung an aria to herself fairly continuously, crashed into a door, fallen off a desk and displayed her amazing powers of being able to sleep through people speaking loudly and roaring with laughter but the second she heard a sachet of cat food being open she uses her awesome powers of apparition to materialise in the food bowl.

Velvet sounds like an expurrt at entertaining herself and keeping the hoomins on high alert. What a darling!

nettie434 · 03/11/2023 21:52

So sorry about your misstep Papergirl1968. My knees are playing up so I was glad of Vixen's kind thoughts and lovely tongue for all of us in the wars at the moment.

What fantastic news about your son's flat, Shell. Will it be within a cat stroll of your house? I expect Linney, Picard and Suzy will want to pay a visit.

Hello to Velvet, Poppy and Tilly and the other new cats. That report about cat expressions came up on Have I Got News For You tonight so I was pleased that thanks to The Litter Tray I got that question right!

CeciledeVolangesdeNouveau · 03/11/2023 22:03

She’s a super cat! Funny you should make the purrfect pun because my mother wanted to rename her when we got her back from the rescue centre - my suggestion was Purrtricia!

This seems like such a lovely thread! Sending comforting thoughts to those struggling with pain and other nastinesses.

Supersimkin2 · 03/11/2023 22:09

@Papergirl1968 Magnificent Growly Matt 😹

TheShellBeach · 03/11/2023 22:13

@nettie434 DS2's flat is five minutes from our house.
I'm still on a high, thinking about it.

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eurochick · 03/11/2023 22:19

If the photo attaches here is one of my furry overlords saying hi.

eurochick · 03/11/2023 22:21

Argh. Bloody app. It makes attaching photos so hit and miss. Oh well. Our other furry overlord just says "stay out of my way hoomins " to all of you.

Papergirl1968 · 03/11/2023 23:00

Yes, Have I Got News For You always makes me lol.
Shady and Paws are fine. I follow them on Facebook. The page has been renamed Ollie’s Legacy or something like that.

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