AIBU to think my cat could have written a nicer message in my Mother's Day card?

[MyCatLovesMeReally]

AIBU to think my cat is really ungrateful? I opened my Mother's Day card and whilst it had a nice cat picture on the front, inside my cat had written "Happy Fucking Mothers Day you dickhead I'll bring in a dead mouse for you even though every day should be my fucking day now that's it fuck off".

After everything I have done for her, I think this quite a poor effort really and her punctuation is shit . She did sellotape a photo of herself and made the effort to draw a speech bubble to make it look as though the message was coming out of her mouth, but AIBU to think she could have made a bit more of an effort or at least write a nicer message?

PS Any DCs who helped her hold the pen in her paw are thankfully adults so at least she didn't expose a young child to her swearing.

PPS Cat isn't Thug Cat although I suspect he is her role model.

I got a card and early morning paw in the face!! 🥰

For the person who said they’d take the angry Scottish bastard - please do. He’s a psychotic nutter.

He has a stupid outfit on in the photo because he has no fur as I had to have it shaved off. He draws blood if you try and comb him. The vet gave him a ton of ketamine to shave him and he still went for her.

He’s such a joy to live with.

Adorable!!

Gorgeous sweeties! 😻

I suppose you do have to tread carefully when insoles are sulking.

@Countquack and @YesItsMeIDontCare they went for the Gus and Bella box, it's lovely, some nice bits for me and they've been thoroughly enjoying the toy that came with it and the cat food. I forgive their feline fraud.

My cat hasn't drawn blood today, or made puncture marks of any kind so definitely a special day! (She loves me really, just a little psycho)

My daughter however just called a 'fucking selfish bitch' for hoovering downstairs while she lies in bed upstairs 🙄

NDN’s huge black Persian ponced a tenner off me to buy NDN £1 daffs and a card that cost 75p.

The message dictated to me to write reads ‘Sorry I 🤮 in your takeaway’.

No change offered. He’s asleep on my bed.

Seen the ideal cat Mother's Day present in an arty shop window in Hamburg today.
Here's looking at you Havelock...
Mrs Grumpy and I took the precaution of staying away from the cats this weekend 🤣.

I got a card from my two, wishing me a 'purr-fect day'. As devoted 'Mummy' fondly opened it, they gazed out of the window in total disdain ...

I too had sick. On the front doormat. She had obviously given it some thought and prepared it earlier so it was nice and cold when I trod in it with bare feet. Bless her.

I have been thoroughly spoilt today with not one, not two, but THREE piles of sick! < blessed >

😂 Brilliant @MyCatLovesMeReally Made me LOL. Happy Mother's Day!

My cats ignored Mother's Day, probably as I wasn't too enamored with their offering of a baby mouse I found minutes before leaving for work on Thursday

@Grumpyoldpersonwithcats

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Not one to brag but I got a card from the cat and the dog. The cat had written in it that he is my favourite so that's nice x

So sadly my boy got home just in time in a cardboard box. I had lots of mother's days with the laid back king of the world though so feel privileged to have been part of his little world for 16 years.

My cat was annoyed i had a rare lay in so he stood on my bed and threw up everywhere over my feather king size duvet - which barely fits into the washing machine. Extra washing is the mother's day gift i could do without.

This is my rascal, no gift of card but he did dive on my head shortly after this picture was taken. So that would be a no to any lie in.😺

Your cat looks like it’s wearing a superhero mask, does he have a secret identity as the terror that stalks the night?

I got a dead mouse. At 2am this morning.

Mine have mostly been very good today. Only one vomit incident. Someone has puked in the new doughnut bed. Turns out it doesn't have a removable cover. Thanks x

How did you know @SenseFromThoughtDivide? She’s got special “pawers” and Buffy (the sleep slayer) is her name. She makes sure I am awake and ready at 2 am, 4 am, 5.30 am and 8.30 am every night/morning, without a fail, to be her sidekick (slave) in her never ending quest to defeat her mortal enemy (diet) and get her mitts more food.

@whirlyhead thank you! She’s the sweetest little terror 😆

Sorry to hear that @neilyoungismyhero 😥

@MyCatLovesMeReally pretty please with sugar on top can you tell me where you got that cat mail something left card from. I can’t find it online and it is AMAZING!!

Toad has also done the Mother's Day vomit piles, but not even remotely in the shape of a heart. I have had cuddles from him briefly tonight though until his brother came down and started signing the Song of Their People aka "feed me now!". I am being stared at whilst I ignore them and post on here.