Does your cat have a 'voice'?

[kingofchaos]

Ours does, she sounds like Danny Dyer.

I realise I'm a bit weird, but anyone else??

Little girl is a cartoon damsel in distress or a shouty school mistress depending on the mood.

Big Boy does not say much, except when he does it's usually, sadly, in the voice of an older gentleman with dementia who has just woken up and has no idea where he is or where anyone else is (he's only 2 and perfectly mentally there).

Ours is a very pretty pure white girl, and she has a French accent. We have long, urgent, chats when I am slow at dishing up meals. She tells me she will be calling the RSPCA and that they will take us away and arrest us for never ever feeding her in her whole life, ever. I counter that by telling her how little she will like being carted off in the hated cat box to live in a pen, and that no-one will indulge her fussiness in only liking one specific type of food.

Not a voice as such, but she can't really 'miaow' - just makes crackly little 'prrrp!' or 'Rrrrew!' noises

Yes, she has a vague almost Russian accent and often “tells” me she’s going to bite my toes or commit crimes but mostly she says SNIFF SNIFF because she loves to sniff everything. She’s a goblin.

Once forgot my best friend was there and had a full conversation “with” the cat. 😂🤦‍♀️

There's a story that goes like this:

Our 2 previous cats (RIP) only owned 1 album.. The Hardline According to Terence Trent Derby'.

Where they placed themselves along the hallway related to which track they were listening to.

Our cat now also has the same album.. declares it to be 'rubbish', but it's the only one she has.

Don't ask....

Our teenage cats friends, also had voices and a story. One of them had a Viking longship. (Don't ask)

Ours sound like a petulant 4yo most of the time

My Siamese is Liam Galllagher, my DLH kitten Beaker from the Muppets

@kingofchaos one of mine is a DJ at secret raves, reaslly really into 90s trance and stalks Carl Cox who is taking legal advice about him

Love it! @Spaceprincess 🤩

I live with an angry long haired Glaswegian who is a big fan of Nicola sturgeon and Scottish independence. He is disgusted that he lives in England and tries to head butt my other cats. He is also furious he has an Italian name (oops). He mostly looks at us with disgust and tells us he hates us before stalking off in search of a deep fried mars bar.