Chez Ollie - "Give me your tired, your paw, your purring masses..." - All welcome

[TheLongRider]

New thread time, apologies to the Statue of Liberty.

Old thread here. www.mumsnet.com/Talk/the_litter_tray/4289202-Chez-Ollie-The-Not-My-Cats-of-many-colours-edition-All-welcome?msgid=110167942#110167942

#sorrynotsorry

He would be off to check out KFC drive through

That is so close to the truth I'm not sure it's funny! It's about a 20min walk. 😁

He's got nowt to be sorry for Super!

Have you really got a broken foot, Lana? I must have missed that. What happened?

Havelock might disagree with you @YesItsMeIDontCare.

Stress fracture, nowt serious.

Capn’s examined the new fence erected between him and Havelock. Wriggled under it, furry bum of defiance waving, now waiting for Havelock to get up.

I think you may have to discuss a gate in that fence, for Cap'n retrieval purposes.

Ouch, Lana. I hope Cap'n is being a good nurse, providing lots of tea and sympathy.

Stress fracture, nowt serious.

There's something about the way Super writes that makes me think even if her leg has been amputated just below the knee her response would "Just a scrape. Nowt serious." 😂 Don't change Super

'Tis but a scratch 🤣

Capn wouldn’t come in for his teatime snack! Sat out giving neon green flock of parakeets evils. He was DISGUSTED- face of threat like Peter Cook’s impression of a judge.

Havelock came into mine for an illegal snack.

Foot only pants every now and then, when it’s flippin agony, but I’m finally sick of heavy lifting/cleaning/window polishing on ladder/sodding cat feeds for their nerves every 5 min so tomorrow’s sofa day.

Have discussed new fence with gate @Allergictoironing wot a fine idea.

Parakeets and babies have moved in above stockroom of M&S.

I have promised Capn a reduced parakeet if he behaves himself.

Be careful with that foot!
I had a sore foot/ankle and ignored it for a week as it wasn't that bad and I hadn't actually done anything to it. Drove myself to hospital (my dad told me off for wasting their time) where they prodded it and said not broken, no swelling and I was walking but x ray anyway

Waiting for the results I went to go outside to ring my dad, and a nurse came to find me, she was practically green and shoved me in a wheelchair. Turned out it was broken, and not just the foot, I had done the ankle too in several places 12 sodding weeks in plaster up to my knee. I broke the other foot and ankle a year earlier.....

Not my garden.

Not my bedroom window

Last pic failed, sparing Capns blushes and a lawsuit.

In my next life I'm coming back as a cat!

I love Cap'n's new freedoms and in my next life I'm coming back as one of Just's cats :). Or maybe anyone here's cats.

Flipping eck Queen that must have stung a bit.

Off to sports injuries clinic next week. I freely admit my foot went as I ran for a bus cos too lazy to walk 10 min home.

It’s easily done. Dh did his running with his cousin after a Who concert to get back to the car and out of the arena first. Naturally he refused my diagnosis as his foot swelled up 🙄

It is nice to see the Captain exploring but Havelock May disagree with us all on that.

Puddy jumped on the worktops to get at a stew I made. I didn’t realise she could do it.

So clever and agile!

Capn has frightened NDN on the other side. Neil, the wolfhound.

I'm chopping away in the kitchen, singing. Guess who snuck in behind me and nearly gave me a heart attack?

Was it paws?

Neil is not doing his breed any favours is he? wolves are not as scary as ginger cats according to him

Is that chicken you're chopping? Hand it over

Little face, how could one resist.

Queen, did you have one of those stormtrooper boots for your recovery? I’m off to the physio for scans and it has been mentioned: I’m in denial.

That is a look of pure cupboard love from Paws. I could probably hear the accompanying purring from across the Irish Sea!

@TheLongRider he doesn't purr! That's why he makes me jump as he's totally silent
@Supersimkin2 nope, straight from a cast to nothing