Have you ruined your cat's life?

[bigtapdancingpimp]

I've realised I've ruined grumpy cat's life She was my no.1 (PFT) and I've brought her nothing but misery. My crimes include:

Getting married (she disappeared for a month in protest)
Moving house (sunk into a depression and didn't get out of bed for a month)
Adopting another cat (hated him for eight years until he died)
Making her go outside (sometimes in THE RAIN)
Rescuing a little kitten (complete nervous breakdown followed by temporary eating disorder)

I apologise to her every day for the torment I have put her through; I sometimes think she may have forgiven me as she sleeps on my head every night and purrs/growls when I have the audacity to move

*They sleep in the living room/kitchen area, if not, they'll wake me up at 5am climbing all over the bed and meowing.

On the odd occasion they do sleep in the bed it takes up all my foot space and is uncomfortable*

Are you sure that a jury of their peers would see this quite the same way?

Oh of course not, they would be outraged my feet dare go near them.

My Dcats are pretty stupid as far as cats go, so they cope quite well with the rules.

My Dcats are pretty stupid as far as cats go, so they cope quite well with the rules

Louis XVI thought the peasants were pretty dumb too and look what happened to him. ... Just saying.

Well it doesn't look like the revolution is on the way.