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Join our community of cat lovers on the Mumsnet Cat forum for kitten advice and help with cat behaviour.

The litter tray

Do cats fart?

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 04/04/2016 17:34

Because there is a bloody horrible smell (I have very little sense of smell but I can smell it) and DS2 denies farting. BastardCat came back from the cattery yesterday - is he taking his revenge?

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Penfold007 · 05/04/2016 21:51

Pencat gives off a sort of 'prftttt' noise along with an awful smell then she blames anyone but herself.

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susurration · 06/04/2016 15:13

christ yes, disgustingly so.

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FruStefanOla · 06/04/2016 19:46

DozyFruCat doesn't fart, but MadFruCat does occasionally (although he hasn't done it recently) but, and fortunately for me, MadFruCat reserves his more spectacular farts for DP

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IamtheZombie · 06/04/2016 20:37

You haven't smelled a cat fart until you've smelled a ZombieCat fart.

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VilootShesCute · 06/04/2016 20:40

Yep. Grain free sorted our gag inducing cat's arse out though. Touch wood...

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Wolfiefan · 06/04/2016 20:42

Grain free is the way forward. Definitely.

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 07/04/2016 12:35

He seems to have stopped - I presume it was whatever he ate at the cattery. That or revenge for abandoning him.

He has been known to sneak under the duvet at night - if he tries to Dutch oven me I will know it is deliberate...

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KitKatCustard · 07/04/2016 19:52

Yes, girlcat does absolutely awful silent but deadlies. We have to leave the room.

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Passmethecrisps · 07/04/2016 19:58

This made me chuckle as my DH sent me this text last night

Cat has just sloped off leaving a fug of meaty flatulence..

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FannyFifer · 07/04/2016 20:46

Mines once farted & jumped up in the air as he wondered what the noise behind him was.

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eatyouwithaspoon · 07/04/2016 20:50

Ive only ever heard a cat fart once and ive had cats for years, Jm surs they normally do silent ones and blame the dog

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Longdistance · 07/04/2016 20:55

My mums cat used to fart like a skunk. Her tail used to vibrate and shake, and that's when you needed to run...

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LanaorAna1 · 07/04/2016 21:03

Just a bit...Mr C likes to settle on the pillow at night, give a purry sigh, and snuggle down adorably. While secretly letting one out. Within seconds your eyes are burning, you're choking helplessly and you're terrified he's about to die because no one can smell that bad and live till the morning.

2 min later you're fine, your brain has blocked out the worst, you can wipe the tears away and turn out the light. He's pretending not to notice.