I would have heard her if she had woken up, she is LOUD!
How does something so small make so much noise ?
I did wonder if she was 2w + some days rather than 2 weeks only just, cos she moves at the speed of light. It is very a wobbly crawlish walk, will try to video later so you can see what I mean.
I have developed a really bad habit of blowing on her gently to check she is alive when sleeping. She doesn't like it very much, so had better stop.
We had some serious purring this morning and she seemed to enjoy a good stroke.
Do I need to burp her ? I'm wondering if the on the bottle/off the bottle whilst yelling for milk is to do with my lack of experience with a bottle and air is getting in. I wish I could grow a cat sized nipple and breastfeed her, I know how to do that. Or at least I did 12 years ago.
She only did a little poo this morning, I will have another go at botty rubs when she wakes up. I feel better when she does a big poo.
Lots of pee though. Really funny cos she was purring at the contact and protesting wildly (at the indignity of having her lady garden rubbed) all at the same time. Purr WAH purr WAH WAH purr purr purr WAH! Mad micro kitty cannot make up tiny mind about what she does and doesn't appreciate 
And she has learned to glower. Tiny little blue/black eyes peering and doing their best to create a "cross kitty" gaze. So cute.
She has become the "bambino" of the family. Former "bambino of the family", Snowball (2yo) had a sniff at her this morning, but then shot off when she went "irate squeaky toy" on him. He is not one to talk, when he arrived he screamed for 6 hours solid. Tiny white ball of fluff with the hump (to the power of ten) he was.
I love kittens.
And puppies.
But not rabbits, cos ours likes to take chunks out of me whenever possible. Think he might be a vampire rabbit actually.
Oh, I hear the dulcet tones of Lilly throwing a hissy fit about me taking more than a nano second to attend to her needs.....