Most unusual thing your cat has 'killed' and brought home for inspection

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A tampon (unused but unwrapped).

a steaming hot sausage at 9am in the morning.

still wonder who's fry up was a bit smaller that morning

A headless squirrel was the worst find.

How do you dispose of the bodies? dustbin, fling it over a neighbours fence?! Just wondering, as we have dead or live mice several times a week. Bit fed up with it really, will clear up the bloody floor but hate doing the actual body.

Is there a cat way to say Thankyou for those presents but we dont want any more brought in?!

I chuck them over our back wall into an overgrown bushy area that is our side of a river that no-one walks in.

The worst is when they bring mice that are too injured to be released (going to die a slow painful death), but not dead. What does everyone do then?
I hit the mice really hard & quickly over the back of the head with a hammer. Not sure if this is the best thing to do.
What do you do?

This is a great thread btw

I just was just recently brought a cooking apple (funny thing is the nearest house with a apple tree is about 5 doors down so i have this vision of the cat leaping 4 large fences with a cooking apple in its mouth.

Also a sock, whilst his brother was having fun chasing birds, Bubble was having just as much fun tossing a stray sock around in the garden before brining it home.

A spam fritter

A heron.

Lol at a cat bringing in a whole steak and kidney pudding!

Our cat brought in a bat a couple of weeks ago. A bat! I have never seen one before. It was still alive so I chased the cats into the laundry room, whilst DP saved it and carefully put it back into the cemetery (next door) where it belonged.

It freaked DD out as she is convinced that bats + graveyard = hammer house of horror, plus she thinks that bats carry rabies, the daft apeth.

Lol at these!

Most unusual are:

Pair of neighbour's boxer shorts (unwashed)

Quarter of a pizza

13 worms

Whole bit of pork crackling from someone's leftover roast.

BTW Getorfmoiland - your DD is right! Bats do carry rabies - last death from rabies was after a bat handler was bitten by a bat in 1992 in Scotland!

Worms and frogs.

Old cat was partial to uncooked corn on the cob and would sniff out any and drag onto the floor for a chew.

We get a few frayed moths and crumpled spiders too.