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Outdoorsy Shite Top Trumps: March

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Slubberdegullion · 01/03/2012 19:01

Flora or Fauna.

Extra points for a photo.

Handicap will apply to those in Forrin. Monthly win will not automatically go to, for example, a Cougar spot. The Cougar will need to be doing something awesome, like fighting a bear or doing sudoku.

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Slubberdegullion · 23/03/2012 15:54

Ooooh the nesting buzzard is an indeed wonderful spot.

Losty I don't think you can play with shire horses but still how lovely and very period drama, you can be Tess of the wotsits but less doomed, stood on the beach with wind blown hair.

Today I saw a most interesting fungus that looked exactly like a black dog turd but stuck on the side of a dead tree trunk. I will have to return with camera to snap it for identification purposes.

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violetwellies · 23/03/2012 16:00

Please may I join in? I am desperate to share my spot from yesterday :) Today a load of celendine, red campion (two tiny flowers) blackthorn in white bud, some red dead nettle and a distressing amount of flowering dandelion in my neighbours garden. We saw white violets and the usual amount of rabbits and lambs.

Slubberdegullion · 23/03/2012 16:02

Of course violet Smile. Very seasonal spottage you have there.

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madwomanintheattic · 23/03/2012 16:05

still two feet of frigging snow here. even the sudoku cougar has gone to ground.

if i was a proper cheater, i'd put the pics of the weasel from last summer on my profile and pretend it wasn't still ski season. harrumph. or the two sleeping baby newborn fawns, complete with all dapples.

Slubberdegullion · 23/03/2012 16:11

[eh]

The weasel or the fawns were in a medicine wheel? Whaaaaaat?

Have you no March nature? What about a snow hare or lemming or some such??

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violetwellies · 23/03/2012 16:12

Please may I join in? I am desperate to share my spot from yesterday :) Today a load of celendine, red campion (two tiny flowers) blackthorn in white bud, some red dead nettle and a distressing amount of flowering dandelion in my neighbours garden. We saw white violets and the usual amount of rabbits and lambs.

violetwellies · 23/03/2012 16:18

Oh and two butterflies, a tortoishell and another brown job, I'm not very good at butterflies

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 23/03/2012 16:54

I love buzzards :)

Some turnstones on the beach. They're cute.

madwomanintheattic · 23/03/2012 19:13

Ellis medicine wheel. On iPad so can't link.

Sort of stone ring formation with rays going out, built by native Americans to promote harmony or some such...

Tis on the top of a cliff which plunges down to the river - south Saskatchewan river I think, but could be wrong...

We were looking for cactii. But found fawns. Nestled down in the grass, completely invisible until you practically stepped on them.

The weasel was under a big slab of rock. It kept running underneath and then popping out at the other end, looking at me, then taking cover

GrimmaTheNome · 23/03/2012 19:16

Don't talk to me about red dead nettle. DH keeps hinting I need to weed one of our flower beds. Its covered in the bloody stuff.

Slubberdegullion · 23/03/2012 19:25

whoa there another nature out of ancient culture spot but sadly not had in March

oh dear what a pity never mind

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violetwellies · 23/03/2012 20:51

I plated twice there sorry, its my phone. It gets the better of me all the time, and ate my post about the hare from yesterday, totally defeated by technology emoticon .
Was taking ds, 10 months to his grandads for tea, hare got up out of hedge to cross road in front of us, not in any great hurry, it banker the drystone wall on the other side of road. As it dropped down so a female blackbird ( probably ) sort of rose upwards and backwards - I actually only got a view of a very ruffled buff undercarriage :) and a hawk went the other way,
All I can think is the hawk had just dropped onto its supper and the hare who was watching me and not Where it was going landed on its head Grin

violetwellies · 23/03/2012 20:52

Posted not plated flaming phone

violetwellies · 23/03/2012 21:02

Weasels.do that a lot, there was one last week popping in and out of a wall, hoping that the terrier had gone (he hadn't) the are so not affraid, but quite cautious. One drowned a rabbit in a puddle in front of dp last year. Another had a juvenile rabbit by the nose and would not let go, I heard rabbit screaming and went to investigate.Normally the rabbit is dead by The time I get there, obviously this weasel had missed its neck and daren't let go for
the kill as the rabbit would beggar off. I got a stick and poked the weasel before it let go.
NOT March tho :)

madwomanintheattic · 23/03/2012 21:16
Grin
madwomanintheattic · 23/03/2012 23:35

Oo. Oo. Oo! Dh just wandered in from work and said casually 'the eagles are on their way back', as he'd seen two bald eagles on his way home, one over the golf course about half a mile away.

I told him he isn't allowed to play, and he looked at me like Confused wtaf.

I think it's too early and it was a pigeon figment of his imagination.

AIBUqatada · 24/03/2012 06:47

Those weasels sound fantastic, violet. I would love to see one attacking a rabbit. They sound astonishing.

When DS was about nine he read that you could attract weasels (or stoats?) by kissing your palm, as the kiss noise would sound like a rabbit innocently out and about and ready to be killed.

He would stand in the woods for ages, kissing his hand noisily but for some reason no mustelids were forthcoming.

LostInWales · 24/03/2012 08:52

We had blonde weasel in the Ty Twt in the playground at school this week, it caused much excitement in the children and mild peril in the teachers. Luckily one of the mum's is a vet and was collared to retrieve it and take it away with her Grin. Doe that count as a spot?

LostInWales · 24/03/2012 08:52

Great use of mustelids btw AIBUqatada Wink

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 24/03/2012 11:11

Thanks AIBU.

And I love the phrase Ty Twt. And all Welsh names for rooms and appliances in general really, especially popti ping!

madwomanintheattic · 24/03/2012 17:30

mustelids

dh says he wants to play. there were a herd of elk at the end of our road this morning when he walked the dogs, and he saw a woodpecker on the telegraph pole on the way back. and the mountains were pink. perhaps it is spring after all?

i said he got up too early. all the self respecting wildlife has pissed off once the school run starts.

AIBUqatada · 24/03/2012 17:41

Pink mountains sounds very lovely indeed.

Today I saw two black grouse fighting. It wasn't very impressive. A bit like watching Dale Winton and Bill Oddie having a scuffle.

madwomanintheattic · 24/03/2012 17:44

have just booked trip back to uk for mil's 70th. you know i'm now going to spend at least half of it trying to catch a glimpse of dale winton on the tv... Grin

the things you miss, eh?

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 24/03/2012 17:44

An otter is a mustelid isn't it?

madwomanintheattic · 24/03/2012 17:45

you're a mermaid. you're supposed to know stuff like that - unfair advantage! Grin

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