I have given up ringing owners mid dental procedure- I cannot be arsed with leaving an anaesthetised dog on that table (even though our nurses are brilliant and our monitoring gear is ace) to toddle off and start discussing things on the phone. If they need to come out they come out, if they can stay they stay and that decision isn't up to the owner. I don't ask the owner what volume of lidocaine to put in the nerve blocks or what suture material to use for the gum flaps.
If I have booked it in myself I have prepped the owner that there may be more work than appears necessary and estimated accordingly (we charge extractions in packages 1-4, 5-9, 10-15, 16+) although I don't charge for the ones that are finger loose and often you'll only get charged the bracket below if lots of the extractions were easy incisors or first premolars. One awkward carnassial or lower canine can be harder and longer than 20 other teeth put together if the others are wee crap ones.
If somebody else booked it and I find a mouthful of extractions estimated for 4 I'll say which of yiz feckers booked this, you may go down the shop and buy me a packet of chocolate orange penguins, I'll need most of them after this. Bollocks. What's its heart rate like? What's its blood pressure like? Good. Right, tuck that fluid line between him and the heat pad and keep checking body temp. Can somebody have a look at my appointments for this afternoon and block off 2-2.30 for lunch thanks. Oh, I'm rammed from 2pm? Bollocks. Oh well I think I have a packet of koka noodles in the cupboard. What's the owner like? Who was talking to them on admit? We'll deal with that later. Ok, let's begin....
....much later, when the place is a bombsite of sectioned extracted teeth falling down the dental sink, used swabs, every dental tool in the box with a bit of gently drying blood on it, bloody fingerprints on the drill, scaler and instrument table (they don't actually lose much blood just a little goes a long way, especially diluted with the cooling water from the drill and scaler, and I am messy) and empty packets of suture material I'll be finally checking with the nurses- right he's had methadone at induction, and IV paracetamol pretty much straight away, low dose ket, he got his NSAID...can get a methadone top up before home, book a TGH with me please. Well, MAKE room. Who's minding him in recovery over lunch? As soon as he's lifting his head can somebody ring the owner and tell them GA went well and I'll talk to them at TGH. Right I'm off to microwave some noodles and write it up.