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Adolescent Dog Survival Thread - for teenage dirtbags

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Bupster · 06/05/2025 14:11

I've buckled again, I can't take the pressure of being on page 40 😄

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Bupster · 30/05/2025 11:02

Exactly the same thing happened to me today, @LandSharksAnonymous (and @SpanielsGalore ) - I met a colleague for an early meeting/dog walk (which I think I should insist on for all meetings now 😄). I was so proud of Bill for greeting my colleague's older boy very nicely and not being a nobhead, and they were happily trotting around and having a sniff, then Bill widdled on his head. The dog, not my colleague, but still.

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tizwozliz · 30/05/2025 11:13

Pup got widdled on this morning, entirely her own fault as she tried to roll on whatever disgusting thing it was that my older one was weeing on 😀

Probably just added to the experience for her, disgusting creatures that they are. As you can see, she was very distressed by it. 😂

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LandSharksAnonymous · 31/05/2025 11:38

@Bupster For a moment I did wonder if you were going to say he had tiddled on your colleague.

@tizwozliz - pup looks incredibly pleased with herself.

Twatdog is being very good at the moment. He slept downstairs with Pen and I last night and is being particularly well behaved on walks etc. I'm just waiting for him to revert to his idiot ways (which may be harsh of me, but he has for being good and then doing something stupid). I may be anthropomorphising him a bit, but I just do not remember any of my girls ever being this difficult nor behaving in such human ways when they've done something naughty.

CoubousAndTourmalet · 31/05/2025 11:52

@LandSharksAnonymous
Clearly, the mother-to-be has told "Twatdog" that he has to grow up fast, because, very soon, he will no longer be the baby in the household...😉

LandSharksAnonymous · 31/05/2025 12:06

@CoubousAndTourmalet - I think he would argue he's always going to be the baby 😃He's certainly always going to be my baby (because whinge about him I might, he's definitely found a very special [very very special] place in my heart).

CoubousAndTourmalet · 31/05/2025 13:06

LandSharksAnonymous · 31/05/2025 12:06

@CoubousAndTourmalet - I think he would argue he's always going to be the baby 😃He's certainly always going to be my baby (because whinge about him I might, he's definitely found a very special [very very special] place in my heart).

Oh I'm just the same with the boys. Algy was my baby, as was Merlin before him. They were so gentle and loving, despite their massive size, and it brings out the protective, nurturing side of me. The girls not so much. I do love Brie, but she is Little Miss Independent, so I'm still whining about needing a boy to cuddle 🙄

Merl was registered as (breeders prefix) Coubous, and Algy (breeders prefix) Tourmalet btw. Those two were pretty special.

CoubousAndTourmalet · 06/06/2025 08:37

Okay, so. The thread has become like the Marie Celeste, so I may well be talking to myself, which is nothing new really... 😬 Either everyone is out from dawn til dusk as we approach midsummer, or you've all buggered off to What'sApp to get away from the loony with the LGD 🤔

Anyway. This week:

We dodged the showers to get some walks. Quite enjoyed having the whole meadow to ourselves for three consecutive days (so many are fair weather walkers, seemingly...),

I posted on the walking discussion thread where spanielsgalore was very kind, reassuring and lovely to me.
As a result of said thread I worried a lot about our lazy girl with her 2km an hour moochy walking style. And yes, she is drastically under exercised, but it's summer, she has a ridiculously heavy coat and I can't drag her on a 10 mile hike. Hopefully we will make up for it in the cooler months with lots of long walks on the moors and in the woodland. Vet and trainee vet cousins are coming to visit next weekend, and can maybe reassure me that nothing is amiss.

I ordered a big box of goodies from Millie's Wolfheart because Brie seems bored with her usual two kibbles.

I continued trying to brainwash the other half into letting us have a boy puppy.

We got a snarky comment from a dog walker about Brie's size 😞it upset me a tiny bit, but my chap tells me I handled it fine.

And yesterday, by a weird coincidence, I responded to a post about a random boisterous 14 month old bitch (breed was not mentioned in original post) that sounded just like Brie, only to discover that it is her littermate 😳 Very weird coincidence given that they are southwest and we are northwest.

So, that was our week pretty much, aside from a shitty migraine yesterday that is still lingering.

I trust that all dogs and peeps are well, despite maintaining radio silence.
I hope everyone enjoys their weekend walks, albeit that it may necessitate wearing waterproofs.

N x

tizwozliz · 06/06/2025 08:42

2 years since pup came home earlier this week, can't believe how tiny she was!

Holidays next week, going to see how many ticks we can collect in the rain in Scotland 🤮

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Adolescent Dog Survival Thread - for teenage dirtbags
CoubousAndTourmalet · 06/06/2025 09:16

Serious question:
Has anyone tried their pup with a coffee wood chew? I think they're bloody dangerous. I've just had to take one off Brie because it was splintering into big sharp spikes.
It's fine people talking about how bad rawhide is, and I don't give it to her any more, but everything else we've tried just goes into pointed shards that are potentially worse.
I don't know what the answer is. She needs something to keep her teeth clean and the dental chews make her 💩

brushingboots · 06/06/2025 09:42

@CoubousAndTourmalet we've got one and it's always been fine, but pupsy's mouth is much smaller than Brie's! Lots of friends with gundogs have them too and my parents, no dramas there either.

Have you tried an ostrich bone? That might be a good compromise – nice and big so not a danger and they honeycomb rather than split off into shards.

brushingboots · 06/06/2025 09:42

Will catch up on your other in a min... am at the vets for the third time in a week @CoubousAndTourmalet

tizwozliz · 06/06/2025 09:44

Even with mine, a lot of things that are reported as 'safe' aren't really, I've had to take things like hooves off them as they break them into shards so must be doubly hard with a dog twice the size.

They also have a long list of things they're not allowed to have anymore as they swallow huge chunks and vomit them up in the early hours.

Mine weren't interested enough in coffee wood chews to get to the splintering stage.

Have you tried a chew root?

I'm not convinced about dental chews, I give them (a habit they got into after having a dental stick advent calendar) but unless I put them in a kong they last about 3 seconds which I can't imagine does much to clean teeth.

CoubousAndTourmalet · 06/06/2025 09:52

brushingboots · 06/06/2025 09:42

Will catch up on your other in a min... am at the vets for the third time in a week @CoubousAndTourmalet

Oh gosh - hope Pupsy is okay 😨

brushingboots · 06/06/2025 09:54

@CoubousAndTourmalet I found that other thread most bizarre! What are the chances of there being another 14 month old Pyre bitch! I'm pleased to hear that they are from the same litter as that was otherwise going to be super odd.

What did the snarky dog walker say to you? I find it utterly bizarre that anyone would ever comment on a dog to their owner's face like that, though people do constantly say to me about pupsy, 'oh she's keen isn't she!!!' like it's a bad thing.

CoubousAndTourmalet · 06/06/2025 10:15

Thanks @tizwozliz and @brushingboots

No, never come across a chew root, I shall investigate that.

It's so difficult when their jaws are very strong and Brie is a power chewer which our previous two (both male) were not.
Yes, same here - Brie used to swallow chunks of rawhide or the pigs ear things and throw it up with a load of slime at 4 or 5am.

She only had two short sessions with the coffee wood before it splintered into big pointed shards.
We haven't tried hooves or necks, partly because we're veggie and a bit squeamish about the idea of animal body parts lying around the house...😝

We might have to just stick with organic carrots or risk a very occasional rawhide, despite all the bad press.

YorkshireFelix · 06/06/2025 10:18

@CoubousAndTourmalet that is SO weird as I started reading that thread this morning, was going to comment ‘I’d tell them to fuck off but I am a gobby cow’ then got distracted and didn’t read past the first few posts! How funny that it’s Brie’s sister!! What are the chances. You should tell them to join this thread and maybe slowly the spaniels will be outnumbered 😂

@brushingboots oh nooooo I’m so sorry poor Pupsy is going through it. I hope she’s not too sad about the whole ordeal 💔

Ive been super busy with a big work deadline for an exhibition opening soon so have been occasionally lurking on MN but not very much. I was going to post yesterday actually because Vinny was being a menace in the woods and kept disappearing, which I thought we had moved past. He usually walks on his lead then I let him off on the field next to the woods and he has a run about, then we do a loop through the woods and go along the canal, for a dip in the stream and then back on his lead and home. And he sees the time in the woods as an opportunity to have a good run and sniff etc, but usually he will do big circles and come back to me (which is fine) but yesterday he kept going really far!! As soon as we leave to go to the canal part he is perfect off lead, doesn’t go far and keeps coming back to check in. Amazing recall etc. I am hoping it was just a one off and he doesn’t make a bloody habit of it.

Also it’s his birthday on Sunday!! I totally forgot about it and now me and dd are going to have to do an emergency visit to Pets at Home to buy him a gift which he will inevitably destroy in 2 seconds flat.

re coffee wood chews. Weirdly enough I bought one last week and it lasted maybe a minute before I had to take it off him as it had splintered into bits. We have had chews of a different type of wood (can’t remember what) which have lasted so well though!

Bupster · 06/06/2025 10:36

Weirdly we had a conversation about coffee wood chews at the dog park the other day and my friend said exactly the same thing about them splintering. I thought we had one for Bill but perhaps it was an olive wood one. He's not as demented a chewer I think as some of your pups. All the good ones seem to be horrible dried body parts. For ages I was giving him a vile hairy rabbit foot once a day which he happily crunched up but at the moment he will only eat pork spaghetti, which I believe is dried intestines - we call it the stinky farty chew. When I say we, I mean when I'm chatting away to the dog and he's looking at me like I'm a bloody lunatic.

We are still doing 1-1 training, and still seeing a lot of the back end of a gambolling dog as Bill chases the swallows nesting in the trainer's paddock. Last week we had to use a cone as a pretend dog so I could be trained in the absence of Bill (or his brain, at any rate) 😄But bizarrely enough it's working fine - the trainer sets me homework each week and when I can get Bill's attention, he does everything I ask of him, and I can see the progress each week, which is fab.

I had loads of leave left, and never know what to do with myself if I don't travel anywhere, and can't do much of that with himself yet, so instead I've booked every Friday off pretty much till September. So today we took a lovely long walk on the Common and I was actually able to drop his line for almost all of it - I've not had the confidence to do that since before Christmas. Granted, it was a rainy weekday morning, therefore almost empty of other people, dogs, and swoopy birds, and most of the horses were hiding somewhere, and I did have to pick up his lead before we came near any of the above, but still - he was fab, spotless recall and even asked me for permission to dig up molehills (which he wanted to do instead of retrieving, but he'd so clearly asked if it was okay I couldn't say no). I know it's a one-off, but you really need those good days, don't you?

Oh and while I think of it - the little sod - I picked him up from daycare yesterday and actually had a chance to ask how he was getting on, i.e. how much of a nobhead was he being with other entire males, did they have to separate him, etc. etc. He's fine, they said, he's been out in the garden with a load of other dogs all today, including two other entire males. Okay, I thought, giving him a Paddington Bear Hard Stare, perhaps he knows them well, or they're really big dogs, and it's only dogs his size or smaller he has an issue with? One was a pocket daschund. I swear to God I will never understand his nobheadery.

I have really missed boring the pants off you all! I must post more often. First I'm going to go and find all the threads @CoubousAndTourmalet has been posting on and have a read 😄

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Bupster · 06/06/2025 10:38

@brushingboots what's up with Pupsy? Is it all the same issue or lots of different ones?

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CoubousAndTourmalet · 06/06/2025 11:21

It was a very strange coincidence, as she didn't mention the breed. But as soon as she said it, I sent a quick PM to say hi, mentioning Brie's registered name, and she confirmed yes, same litter. They were born in Kent, but someone even drove down from Aberdeen for one, because registrations of PMD are very low. It is a good thing in some ways, they aren't the easiest dogs, but it does mean a lot of breeders have waiting lists and you do need to be willing to travel.

I think a lot of big dog negativity currently is down to the stuff in the press about Bully XL's. And we know a very calm Bully locally, so I'm not inferring anything bad here, but anything bigger than a Retriever is now thought of as a status dog. That is quite sad for those of us with what used to be termed the Gentle Giants (eg Pyries, Newfs, Leo's Saints etc).

I got nothing like the abuse that the other Pyrie person did @brushingboots . It was just a bit of a snarky comment - my husband has said hello to the same dog walker before, so it must have been something about my lack of stature that put fear into her. He told me I handled it well though. Brie wanted to greet the dog, which was wagging at her, but the woman pulled it away. I said "she's just an overgrown puppy" to which she responded "yes, and it's the overgrown bit that concerns me". It was the way she said it really, looking down her nose at me while standing over her dog. It might be just my insecurity, my chap thought it was nothing. But still, I felt for the other PMD person when I saw her post...

Regarding chews, that is interesting about Vinny splintering a coffee wood one too. Those are obviously best avoided. I wonder if your other chew was olive wood, @YorkshireFelix - we keep seeing those but haven't tried one yet.

Can't believe Vinny is a year old. Awww, it seems no time since you were posting his baby pics and anticipating being able to actually go out for your first walk. I hope he'll love his birthday treats!

CoubousAndTourmalet · 06/06/2025 11:39

Oh god, no - please don't visit my threads @Bupster It will only confirm what a gobby and opinionated little shit I am 😬

Honestly, even if you live to be 100 you'll never figure out what makes a dog react as it does around other dogs. It is unfathomable. They love some, they loathe some. It doesn't even appear size dependent and sometimes it isn't even sex dependent. Brie was recently knocked flying by an off lead Goldie launching itself at her from across the field n a not so playful manner. Owner said "oh, that's odd, he's usually fine with bitches..." Yup. Unfathomable.
So, not surprised about Bill's behaviour being different around certain dogs. As regards being fine with males at daycare - does this suggest that he's protecting you from other males when he reacts on a walk...? Are you his bitch, so to speak? I was most definitely that to Bub (aka Beealgybub aka Algy), no boy was allowed near, including, sometimes, my own partner...😆

I'm far from being a dog psychologist though, so no doubt a hound person will happen along any minute to put me in my place, as usually happens 🙄

CoubousAndTourmalet · 06/06/2025 11:41

Thanks @tizwozliz I'll have a good look at those.

Tick fears notwithstanding, I hope you have a lovely holiday.

YorkshireFelix · 06/06/2025 11:43

@CoubousAndTourmalet yes I think the others we have must be olive wood. They are good, I think maybe worth trying! The ones we’ve had haven’t splintered into chunks like the coffee wood did, it’s more of a sawdust vibe. Vinny chews a hell of a lot. He’s still occasionally chewing my furniture which is quite annoying and recently has chewed a hole in each corner of the back cushions of my sofa!! He gets on well with the Yak chews too and antlers - they seem to last a while so worth the higher cost.

I personally love big dogs, although I could never have one. I don’t think I’ve met one yet which hasn’t been soft as anything. The problem I have is the small dogs like the bloody feral yorkshire terrier we keep meeting occasionally. He’s the same age as V and his owner doesn’t have any control over him at all.

Also just remembered I was going to post yesterday because when we arrived at the playing field, someone emerged from the woods with A CAT ON A LEAD!!!! Which fair enough they are allowed to do but I did not expect it at all and quickly diverted Vinny to the other entrance instead, as that would not have gone well if he’d have spotted it…

YorkshireFelix · 06/06/2025 11:44

@Bupster sounds like Bill is getting on lovely with his training!! ⭐️

Bupster · 06/06/2025 11:47

YorkshireFelix · 06/06/2025 11:44

@Bupster sounds like Bill is getting on lovely with his training!! ⭐️

Well, he's having a whale of a time 😄

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