What words does your dog know, that you wish they wouldn’t?

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I don’t mean the usual one like walkies and din dins, but words they know, that they taught themselves, as a benefit to them.

For example, I’m disabled with a pain condition. When it flares up, I lay in bed, like today.

If I say to the dogs, “do you want to go upstairs?”, they immediately fly up instantly knowing what I’ve said.

Not sure which word triggers them, but they make no mistake of understanding me

We have to be careful when saying our , now adult and left home, children's names as our dog will get very exited and jump on the windowsill expectantly.

A long gone dog of mine used to turn circles as running to the back door at the windows log off music! Same dog would also see on command, the only dog I’ve had who died of liver issues. Taught her to go on command as a puppy and really needed it in her final year.

Mine has somehow learned "friend", he will not move from the window waiting for them to arrive. Also "water", he runs to his water bowl. And every time I ask my daughter to do something, or even the mere mention of her name and he is ready to dart after her to see what she is doing

And no one is allowed to leave the house by car without taking him. So no swing "car"