Describe your dog and let us guess the breed.

[cheesecrack]

So mine has 2 speeds:

flat out or flat out.

Easy right?

@LilyLongJohn aww look at that wee face! @picosandsancerre is yours a beagle?

Cocker spaniel?

Mine weighs about 10 stone, likes to lean against you, bit lazy, thick as mince but really soft and loving. He's great with kids although clumsy so given to flattening them if they're playing. Loves to play with other dogs although some bark at him because of his size and that confuses him and makes him sad.

Not a Rottweiler! She is a medium size cross breed. She is almost entirely black!

lazy
fast
a thief
greedy

@IKEA888 greyhound?

hopeforlucky3 nope not a beagle

should add that my breed has notoriously bad recall and many owners cant take them off lead

Mine’s a velvet bag of elbows.

Creamcoloured, bottomless pit.

@Chocolateandamaretto a yellow lab?

@WeeMadArthur yes crossed with a goldie. There's no way of describing him that isn't immediately obvious what he is!

@Chocolateandamaretto I have the black version snoring on my lap right now! She is truly a bottomless pit!

Ball crazy when out but super lazy at home. Very protective of the females in the house, preference towards men though.

Mine falls in love with every woman we meet, loves loves loves to eat and adores water especially baths.

BALL! FOOD! BALL! FOOD! BALL! FOOD! zzzzzz

@picosandsancerre a shiba?

My dog:

Never goes out for a walk
More stubborn than any dog ever known
Moody
Everyone thinks she is a boy
Can't bear the heat
Snores like a warthog
Thinks she is too good for dog food
Thinks she is a cat

Mine is bright, stubborn, needy. Doesn’t like her people being separated at all. Tries to round us up 😂
Is scared of people, dogs, hoovers, hairdryers, the list goes on.

@Crocky border collie?

[quote GreyishDays]@Crocky border collie?[/quote]
Nope, but I can absolutely see why you would think that 😀

afaloren

He also has two looks - full on sheep like coat and when stripped looks like a gentlemans dog!

Big brown eyes that gaze at me with adoration.
A dream to walk on the lead.
Thinks she's a lap dog despite being far too big.
Total mud magnet who loves puddles, streams and all things wet.
Hairy.

@yearinyearout

Big brown eyes that gaze at me with adoration. A dream to walk on the lead. Thinks she's a lap dog despite being far too big. Total mud magnet who loves puddles, streams and all things wet. Hairy.

Labrador or golden retriever?

@Titsywoo Bassett Hound?

Not mine - but is currently with me and I’ve owned one before so these things all applied to mine as well.

Large breed, but has no clue that he is large, pretty sure in fact that he fits on laps.

Really trainable, but with no common sense at all - as in a dream to teach commands to, but will get himself stuck in small spaces and need rescuing and thinks we don’t notice him thundering up the stairs sneakily (he is btw, fully allowed upstairs he’s just decided he isn’t)

Has a head made of what I assume is concrete, also possibly paws - at least they feel like that when he walks into you/ stands on you.

Is deeply suspicious of things like bushes looking at him funny...

Overly friendly with no social skills at all with people, but often people are a bit scared and try to avoid his very full on affection.

Hates rain.

I’ve avoided anything too identifying... cause where’s the fun in that?