Describe your dog and let us guess the breed.

[cheesecrack]

So mine has 2 speeds:

flat out or flat out.

Easy right?

@32Shannith
Cockerpoo?

He has small (or more accurately, tiny) man syndrome and wants everyone to know he’s the boss. Sometimes behaves like a cat. Very portable due to size.

Mine is fluffy, food orientated and very friendly.

@cheesecrack a greyhound or whippet?!

@joystir59 @CandyLeBonBon
It's a Pomeranian

@Panicmode1
Shih-tzu?

Mine moults constantly, eats constantly, wags his tail constantly. Is the friendliest, most gentle pooch.

Only runs if he can smell a crumb somewhere. His tail sends glasses flying.

He has the softest ears ever and gorgeous amber eyes.

@minmooch sounds like my 2 - Labrador?

Cuddly as hell. Usually when I've finished a 12 hr shift and just want to sip my wine.

Makes lots of noise, but seldom barks.

Serious clinginess issues.

Fur. Fur EVERYWHERE! Alll year round.

NB she's a 3 way mongrel/mutt/cross but any of the breeds guessed acceptable, she looks like any one of them.

If my hairy bairn had a tinder profile..
I am 50 kilos, and my Black and Tan is all natural. I have all my own whiter than white teeth.
I am fiercely loyal and protective over my mum and I love long walks, anywhere at any time. I walk about 10k a day and still have boundless energy and I have to carry a ball on all of my walks. I follow my mum everywhere as I am her baby and I don't like anyone getting too close to her and I have to intervene if she is getting a cuddle so I can get in on the cuddles from her.
I am slim but solid muscle.

Mine is often seen lying down mid walk being dragged (not literally) by me. Constantly sniffing and ears get filthy because of this.

@withiceplease no, bigger. To add, she's terrible at the one thing she should be good at....

Mines very teeny tiny and shivers. Hates water and enjoys short walks only. Loves other dogs and considers them amigos.

@stellaris22 dachshund?
Mine is fluffy, funny and runs like the wind, and she can really jump.

@MrsApplepants chihuahua

@BluebellsareBlue Doberman

My name gives it away but still make it more complicated so you can try to guess a specific part of her mix.
She should have long fur on her ears, but doesn't, but has a slightly feathered tail. The breed is known in sighthound circles for being incredibly highly strung and temperamental.

@minmooch red setter?

All long legs, flying feathers and a permanent smile.
Not the sharpest tool in the box

Mines like Velcro to me

Dotty

@Nanasueathome Dalmatian?

I have a black one and a golden one, both are food orientated.

Labs for sure

Vodkaredbull labrador?