Cheekiest thing your dog has done?

[Eckhart]

Mine's pretty cheeky. The other morning she ate my packed lunch out of my rucksack just before I left for work. I only popped out the room for about 30 seconds. It wasn't so much the theft, but how she was when I came back into the room. Usually she does 'guilty dog', but this time she sat in the middle of the carpet, wagging her tail gleefully, crumbs all up one side of her face, and burped at me. The cheek!

My Mum and Dad's Yorkie was staying at mine the same night as I had a dinner party (long story). I'd bought him a rubber chicken and it was in a bag on the floor in the hall. I was talking to one of the guests when I heard suspicious rustling. He was trying to sneak the chicken out of the bag without me hearing. The fact that he would sound like the Harlem Globe Trotters when he started bouncing the chicken off the walls didn't occur to him.

So, after entertaining the guests with a display of rubber chicken wrestling, he proceeded to shag the leg of the least threatening person in the room (not me!). He was swifted out and told "no" quite firmly. He came back all sheepish a few minutes later..... and did it AGAIN!! All the poor woman's DH could say was "well, I can't fault his taste."

Oh and the time I went for a walk on the Thames path with a friend. It was low tide and a Labrador was playing on the muddy foreshore. He was rinsed off a bit in the river and came up the steps a soggy, but happy, mess.

He walked up to me, still dripping. Just as his owner appeared at the top of the steps, the dog shook himself all over me. The owner was mortified and I think he expected me to go berserk. I just pmsl.

It's a Lab and it's the law that they must shake all over someone.

My boy ran slightly ahead of us in some local fields and decided to take a fresh dump right in front of a teenager drawing s sketch underneath a tree.

remembered another one with our rescue food obssessed springer.

dd2's birthday. Large rectangular cake, hours spent decorating. dd was 10 ish and had a few friedns to cinema and food, and back for cake. All good.

I put the cake on the cooker, pushed to the bakc, way higher and further than he had ever managed to get at the time, we put things there to keep them safe from him.

After her friends had gone, her grandparents came round for tea. I went into the kitchen to get the cake. Ddog had scoffed the lot. He hadn't even pulled the cake board down, he had just managed to reach it.

I'd just sat down to eat my dinner a lovely prawn linguine I was really looking forward to. Door bell went so I put dinner on the coffee table and was at front door for a few mins chatting to neighbour, came back and dog has scoffed the lot in record time and was hiding behind the sofa

Our dog is a darling, but thick as mud. She frequently checks the kitchen floor to ensure no crumb has fallen as we've been cooking.

Yesterday, she got her head stuck in the four inch gap between two units. She's a staffy, so how exactly she got her head and jaw into a four inch space is anyone's guess.

It all ended fine for us. She didn't get any crumbs, so not so fine for her.

She is adorable, but thick as pig shit

DDog always barks when the door bell rings and unless utterly exhausted.

So music teacher turns up at usual time, thought is suspicious she didn't go up to say "hello", nah she was waiting for me to disappear so she could steal the tuna tin off the dining table...

She also rejects treats in the charity shop because they once had bacon bites, only once she has triple checked there is nothing better does she eat the formerly rejected ones! They actually save the "best" ones for her 🤦🏼‍♀️

Oh she managed to get out the cat flap to steal the lamb joint that the neighbours left out for the birds...

She has also learnt to get into porch to steal the cat food, it's taken her 5 years but she can't get back into the house from the porch so she is sprung every time!!!