Funniest story of a dog you can think of?

[itsBritneyBeach]

This is my boy Reg, pit bull X staffie, who sadly passed in 2010.

Once when I went to make a cup of tea and some toast, I saw that the fridge was slightly open.. so I make the tea, all is fine.

Then I reach for the butter. It flies out of my hand, because I was expecting it to be heavier.
The lid was balanced on top. But the butter was empty. And then I hear vomiting from outside and immediately realise what he has done I miss him and his clever tricks sometimes.

What funny stories do you have about your dog?

fatty wins with her drunk dog! I'm pissing myself trying to picture that!

I was living with my FIL and my very temperamental jrt Nero.

He did something whilst I was in the bath. Not sure what. Growled at my FIL I think. So my FIL chucked him outside and threw a cup of cup of water at him for good measure.

When Nero was let back in, he came in, walked all the way upstairs and cocked his leg up to pee all over my FIL's very expensive sheep skin coat.

FIL never touched Nero every again

He was pts in 2013 with dementia and cancer

Not my dog, or a dog I even knew. But a while back, whilst visiting family in chesterfield, we were in a kids park with railings all around it.

A dog came bounding over and rammed it’s head through the railings of the park. It was so surreal watching this dog charge at full force into the railings, then trying to wriggle himself out again. But the dog was well and truly stuck.

It’s owners were trying for ages to get him out unsuccessfully, so the people in the neighbouring houses came out with oil, butter and washing up liquid. They must have been trying for a good 10 minutes to get the poor dog out, towards the end I heard a lot of talk about perhaps calling the rspca or the council, then suddenly the dogs head popped out and off he sprinted, with his owner running after him.

It was worrying and funny at the same time.

I thought of one from my childhood dog. We had a border collie pup, who started wanting to herd things. A jogger surprised him going past, and he somehow bit OFF the jogger' s shorts (flimsy, 80s Speedo things)! My mum was mortified, apologising and offered to pay, so embarrassed, but jogger jogged off holding said shorts on, apparently not bothered by this. It's embarrassing to remember, really

We had a very large Springer spaniel, my OH was drinking a glass of beer one evening and managed to knock the whole glass over onto the floor. Off he went to get cloths to mop up. Yes, you've guessed,the dog hoovered up the beer. OH returns with cloths and can't understand why there is so little beer on the floor. Later he finds one spaniel snoring loudly on our bed, just like a tipsy old man. He swears the dog woke a couple of hours later with a hangover.

Stupid sodding beagle ate all the windfall crab apples in FIL's garden. Cost us a fortune at the vets and we then had to do the three and a half hour drive home. Vet said he needed rehydration salts every half hour, so we stopped at every services to give them - in a cup, from a thermos. We got the best looks ever - look at those daft bastards, giving the dog a brew...

My Shih Tzu used to 'help' the paratroopers train round here. He would chase them as they ran up the hill with their bergens...then they'd stop at the top & share their water with him!

He also once chased off 3 burglars. The springer we lived with did a bunk under the bed whilst my little scrap went out guns blazing. He came back with a strip of trouser leg in his mouth covered in blood...according to a neighbour he had latched onto one of the burglars & hung on for dear life. He was VERY pleased with himself bless him

Dog hates the water ever since falling in the duck pond and having to be hauled out by the scruff of his neck.

Went for a walk near my sisters, and Dog went up to the edge of the water (a different pond) to bark at some swans, who were aggressively hissing away. He skidded on the ice, fell in again and had to be hauled out covered in pondweed. He refused to swim, and appeared to be in imminent danger of drowning and/or being attacked by angry swans.

He now won’t go in any deeper than his ankles. He is a poodle (a water-dog... ‘poodle’ comes from the German for ‘puddle’ ) and even has an aversion to rain.

I once went to support a friend's band, playing in a pub. When we arrived the only people there were an old guy and a terrier sharing a pint

I don't know if these are funny or not, but on one walk I had to drag my cocker spaniel away from a heap of warm human vomit that he was ravenously consuming and another separate time I had to wrestle, with my BARE HANDS, a used tampon from his mouth that he had scavenged from a torn bin bag. IT WAS NOT EVEN MINE. 😑

@TropicPlunder I don't know if you've ever seen Friday Night Dinner but that has seriously reminded me of Jim and Wilson

@PistFump errrr!!! Well done you, I don't think I could have stomached that 🤢

Ah yes Britney! if I remember rightly the terrier was being pretty considerate with the sharing. Thanks for the thread and all the funnies

I have loved this thread to no end

I had a lab x staff when I had only had him a few weeks ( a recuse dog so full grown ) he manage to get a large frozen beef joint of the worktop while I was having a bath , I heard him crunching and throwing something around but though he was just playing with a bone I had given him the day before.
I came down to find him finishing of the last bit of his beef ice-pop

@Angie169 hahaha a beef pop clever little thing