Funniest story of a dog you can think of?

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This is my boy Reg, pit bull X staffie, who sadly passed in 2010.

Once when I went to make a cup of tea and some toast, I saw that the fridge was slightly open.. so I make the tea, all is fine.

Then I reach for the butter. It flies out of my hand, because I was expecting it to be heavier.
The lid was balanced on top. But the butter was empty. And then I hear vomiting from outside and immediately realise what he has done I miss him and his clever tricks sometimes.

What funny stories do you have about your dog?

My bedlington terrier Poppy ran off into a bush in the park, she emerged about 5 mins later with a KFC bucket firmly stuck on her head lol

There was something that I saw a few days ago where a dog once found half a pie inside a bush, and so every day he has to inspect the Magic Pie Bush.

Mine are all poo and pee related

Ddog ate a sock... found out by chasing him round the garden trying to retrieve the damn thing hanging from his bottom with a solid poo inside!

He also ate a box of crayons once, and had multi coloured poo

Neighbours dog only had 3 legs, and used to cock his remaining back leg when he urinates - so ends up doing a handstand!

I do have a pic of our ddog as a puppy wearing a Wonder Woman costume that always makes me laugh!

True story that have only told my best pal and he cried with laughter.

Here goes..... I was at my MIL house who had a 16 week old chocolate Labrador pup, I was bursting for the toilet but my DD and her cousin were in the bathroom and I just couldn't hold it any longer.

I popped into the back garden and started to wee into the darkness.(don't judge) as I was halfway through I felt the dog walk inbetween my legs but it was too late. I'd been pissing on the dog for about 3/4 seconds before I'd realised. It gets worse. The dog bounces off into the house and my MIL who I have had issues with strokes the dogs head and announces the dogs soaking wet and then sniffed her hand and realised it was urine. (Inside I was howling laughing but also embarrassed)

I instantly froze not knowing how to approach the situation when I saw a puddle of wee in the conservatory by the back door and I used that to my advantage. Told MIL that I had seen the dog rolling around in it and she fell for it hook line and sinker.

Dog was promptly taken upstairs for a wash down and I finished my cuppa and made my exit.

My(large) greyhound was NOT allowed to jump up in the kitchen. 4 feet on the floor. We were eating dinner and heard a happy excited licking noise. Pudding (cheesecake) had been left in the middle of the worktop and there was darling dog, licking it up with all 4 feet on the floor didn't have the heart to be angry with him!

My last dog was a total traitor. Had her pottering round the front garden with us & she decided to do a bunk...i walked after her calling her learned with previous dog not to chase & she was like a toddler, looking back over her shoulder with a staffie grin but ignoring me. DP got in the car, drove past her, opened the door & in she hopped. Had only been with DP a few weeks. They were partners in crime after that. Buggars

Another of my dogs gave me heart failure once. Used to leave the top window open in the lounge - small rectangular window, too high to be a danger. So i thought. Got a call to say dog was hanging out the window. Pull up outside & idiot mutt has wedged his thankfully fat backside half in half out this tiny window & was gleefully barking at passers by, tale going garrity. Stupid moron

When my dog was a puppy we took him for a walk in the pitch black on a winters evening. He was off lead running around and we heard a big yelp. When we found him a few seconds later he was a bit dazed. Another lady walking her dog said that she’d seen ours run full pelt head first into a tree. He’s not much more sensible 10 years later to be honest!

This is not my dog. But I love the picture

Dogs do happy so well.

Handy I think you are going to win the thread.

I'm laughing at the thought of a dog hanging out of the window doing a stupid grin and barking 😂 and the KFC bucket!

That reminds me of Mason's story, he is a weird dog and absolutely hates being near his own poo, rather than eating it which I am so thankful for. But, once he found an open pizza box and pooed on the lid, and as I went to pick it up, the box slid up to show a half eaten pizza but because he'd pooed near it, he wouldn't touch it and ran in circles and then sat howling stupid bloody lovely dogs

@MissWilmottsGhost that smile 😍

My friend’s dog shredded a towel and ate pretty much the whole thing. A day later she had to pull it out of its arse like a magician’s magic act as the whole thing had been pulled in to one long string around the seams 🤢

When my last lurcher was about 6 months old, I was walking him off lead in the park when a blind lady walked past with one of those white sticks with a rolling ball thing on the end (you know where this is going!). Little bastard grabbed it and ran off at a million miles an hour, doing that stupid bum tucked under run they do when they're being silly, eventually (after about 20 laps of the park) he got bored and dropped it in exchange for his tennis ball. Fortunately she found it hilarious but I was mortified!

Should clarify that she didn’t know that the dog had ingested the towel until it was exiting! Otherwise I am sure it would have been a trip to the vets!

At relatives for Christmas as a child. Very old golden lab pottering about.

He has a heart attack so Auntie carries him to the dining room so as not to distress everyone and goes out to call the vet to come (no mobiles)

Dog eats ENTIRE COOKED TURKEY

Dog then sits there with big grin and very full stomach. He FAKED it!

We eat Christmas dinner without the turkey toasting Roger the dog.

My old jrt (passed away now) when he was about 3 we once went out to the pub at Xmas time and when we got back he looked so fat and guilty, went upstairs and he had somehow unwrapped 12 Ferrero rocher and eaten them (the lid was off) he literally looked like he'd been blown up with a pump. The cheeky little sod didn't even get the shits he just farted and groaned all night.

This is Bru, he'd gone into the bin trying to get a bit of hotdog.

He went over the rainbow bridge in Oct 16 but I miss his crazy ways

Please stop, I'm crying!

Edit, he didn't pass away when he was 3!!

That poor blind woman 😂😂😂 Mason once ate a balloon animal which popped in his mouth and scared him so much that he pooed then ate the plastic bits on the floor and shat them out later

@madvixen gorgeous

The dog hanging out the window definitely made it with the neighbours...when i stopped opening it he used to stand on the windowsill doing his Lion King pose as it was known. Did nothing for my net curtains either...he had a head shaped hole in his favourite spot.

These stories are amazing! I don't actually have a dog, but keep them coming!

I do walk my neighbour's dog sometimes, and one day I was throwing a ball, as you do. I thought the lead was unattached, but somehow as I was throwing it I didn't register that the lead was tangled under her harness. Then, zoom, she was off, with me in tow. And straight into a patch of mud, as if the indignity of being dragged across the grass, practically eating the grass, wasn't enough.

During the (Second World) war, my dad was stationed in India and he had a dog which I think was a JRT/fox terrier type thing. She was very clever and much admired by all my dad's fellow RAF men. One of the many clever things she did was (while dad was working), was arrange her own cups of tea. When the char wallah (tea vendor) came by and called out to all, she would pick up her food dish and take it along to him. He'd fill it with tea and she'd wait until it cooled and drink it. The first week she did this, my dad only found out when the char wallah gave him the bill at the end of the week.

@mrsjoyfulprizeforraffiawork that is hilarious I bet the bill was a shock!