Read this before you get a dog

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Our lovely dog started his day by vomming his breakfast onto our bed. He's raw fed (and a beagle, so has disgusting habits) and it was a heady mix of half digested chicken, stomach acid and and a cat poo that next door's mog must have left in our garden overnight. He's not ill, he just got overexcited at being let upstairs for once so we could attempt a lie-in. Which clearly did not work out.

Don't get dogs people, they suck.

Poor dog

Dogs are grim (we’ve got dogs) I do wonder how they ended up becoming mans best friend?!

Surely just read before you get a beagle? I have heard a bit about beagles, they sound like, ahem, characters.

Sorry about your lie-in... Did he think he was bringing you breakfast in bed, perhaps?

One of mine has eaten the edge of a carpet.

Dogs are disgusting. Tried to clean up after ours vomited but he resource guarded it,with the intention of 'cleaning it up' himself.

My Cavalier has eaten 4 real leather dining chairs

My 3 month old peed on our bed last weekend

Love them really 😂🐶😍

My two are gross. Love them.

My family had two lovely beagles. They were proper rotters! Never happier than when they were covered in delicious fresh poop.

Oh, beagles are characters alright. Criminally inclined little stinkers. Best dogs ever

We had a phone call from our neighbours this morning. Our spaniel was in their garden. The wee monkey had bashed through the fence panel. We've put up a barrier for now but he's our 4th dog and the first to escape our garden.
Luckily he's not a sick/pukey dog but massively embarrassing none the less!

Mine has eaten my kitchen!

what about when they eat a shit, then vom it up, just to eat it all over again

I have 2 beagles!

Questions own sanity

My old neighbours were a bit older and definitely a bit posher than me. They were lovely and invited me over for a bbq with their fancy friends one summer evening. I felt VERY grown up. My girl stayed in my garden fast asleep.. I'd puppy proofed the hedge years ago, to stop her annoying their cat, but none of us expected the giant labradoodle to emerge like a swamp thing through the privet, mid sausage.... I wasn't invited back.

If one of mine is sick I usually get the other one to eat it

Dogs are so gross

In the last two weeks our dog has caught and killed a pigeon and my sister's guinea pig . I love dogs but they're disgusting sometimes.

Wouldn't let mine upstairs if we had one!

Our friend's dog has eaten a good portion of one of my treasured xmas present books today. Had a go at a latex glove (swiftly removed), a sock (also swiftly removed) and two furry slippers (will never be the same again). and I thought I'd adolescent-dog-proofed the house.
however, I still want my own dog.

We got a pup two years ago. He was an angel, still is, such a good boy.
So we thought it would be a good idea to get a second. Aargh!

Mine scoffed a decaying mouse he found in the garden,

It reappeared on my carpet a few hours later still recognisably "mouse"

I’ve got a lab, he eats lots of disgusting things when out. In the early days when he was chomping on something I made the rookie mistake of telling him to drop it......into my hand. It’s not until you are in the middle of nowhere, with no water/tissues, holding partially chewed fox shit in your hand that you realise that was a bad idea 🤮

One of mine was sat by my feet making the most awful noises - his stomach sounded like he had a brass band in there - after 10 mins he threw up a semi decomposed frog on my bare foot!

Disgusting little beast. But not as disgusting as the puppy who instantly ate the frog while I was dry heaving and retching!

When we were training our youngest dog we were disgusted that when he had a pooh accident in the kitchen in the blink of an eye it had disappeared he doesn't eat his pooh anymore..... grim little puppy

One of my dogs was sick yesterday and the other 3 plus the puker decided to clean it themselves.