Read this before you get a dog

[tinymeteor]

Our lovely dog started his day by vomming his breakfast onto our bed. He's raw fed (and a beagle, so has disgusting habits) and it was a heady mix of half digested chicken, stomach acid and and a cat poo that next door's mog must have left in our garden overnight. He's not ill, he just got overexcited at being let upstairs for once so we could attempt a lie-in. Which clearly did not work out.

Don't get dogs people, they suck.

Mine managed to steal a chilli pepper my dp was drying out to store away. The sheer amount of drool was both impressive and disgusting, but it was funny watching her chew it. She was obviously quite proud of her prize and determined to chew it despite the fact that it was clearly making her very uncomfortable. I had to mop the floor from the drool.

My boy dog threw up on the carpet earlier. I didn't bother cleaning it up as I knew he would re-eat it later. Which he did.
My beautiful snowy white girl sniffs out fox/dog/cat shit and rolls around in it with the happiest face on her. And she's a special snowflake rescue so I can't wash her. She just waits until the shit dries then wipes it over the sofa covers.
I wouldn't be without them, though I can't invite people home

Speaking as a beagle owner, when I saw the name of if your thread I KNEW you would have a beagle before I opened it. 🐶

What is different about Beagles? I've never heard this before 😂

they can't taste much - anything tastes good to them

I am still in the honeymoon phase with our ten month old. He sleeps on the floor at the end of our bed and each night I have to resist the urge to get out of bed, leaving my husband, and go and snuggle up with he dog.
To date he has not thrown up anything gross but it is a matter of time as he is a golden retriever.

user1485778793 what breed do you have as my shitzu pup does this and I wondered when he'd outgrow it.

He races me to it though!

My dog helpfully eats the cat sick. Saves me a job. She also eats all the cat poo in the garden. Previous dog once came charging in the house with one of his own turds in his mouth like a cigar. I was in bed and he raced upstairs, jumped on the bed and spat it out at me.

@HowDoIGetOffTheBus Had to be a beagle, right?! The books don't tell you the half of it

@fizzthecat1 I could start a whole thread about that question. Short answer is that they are connoisseurs of shit - fox pop, cat poo, their own... and they are too wilful to be trained out of it. If they weren't such cute puppies the breed would probably have died out by now

I was lying on the living room floor yesterday. My dog sat on my head then scraped her arse down my face and continued scooting all the way across the room leaving a massive skid mark on my very light cream carpet and my actual face.

I wanted a dog my whole life.

Got dog.

Don't want a dog for the rest of my life. Love my cat even more now.

I'm sure we've done these threads before but they never cease to make me feel sick laugh. It's the cat-shit eating that is SO disgusting.

One of my dogs ate all the fingers off my rubber gloves. Phoned vet in a panic and his advise was to check they'd passed through ok. That was a fun few days, poking through my dogs poo counting rubber glove fingers. I had hoped the poo would come out neatly packaged in each finger....no such luck!

I have a nine month old Beagle she is indeed disgusting I caught her with a lump of my son's poo in her mouth out of his nappy (he's not even a baby hes seven but disabled) she is cute though if o tell her off she looks at me like"what have i done?"🐕

Our 6 month old puppy vomited a whole adult sock last week . I was relieved it hadn't caused a blockage. He then snatched a whole raw gourmet beef burger from the grill quickly followed by a satchet of silica gel from a packet or dog treats that dropped out the packet as I tore it open . Hence a £200 vets bill for induced vomiting.