I'm a puppy bore too Sally, we can all be puppy bores together in here.
I've got horrible pmt and an approaching migraine today and ended up both shouting at and crying all over dh when he phoned at lunch time.
I'm really worried that we're not doing enough socialisation with Pip and he's gone and booked up the whole weekend. He's working all day Friday and holding one of his work related user groups until very late Friday evening. Has a friend coming over to help him weld the campervan on Saturday (meaning I will have to spend all day Friday cleaning, plus come up with something to feed his friend on Saturday, as he's actually doing us a huge favour) is actually home Sunday, but has a list of chores he wants to get done at home and is working Bank Holiday Monday. 
I don't drive and Pip is getting so heavy to carry, so is only getting to see the same places in and around the village all week.
On a less grumpy/pathetic note, we've moved from giving him 7/8 feeds a day in his bowl to giving him breakfast, lunch and dinner in his bowl and making him work for the rest via clicker training. We've been doing lots on settling quietly in his crate with the door closed, as that's what I'm most concerned about due to having to leave him for school runs in a couple of weeks.
I've also discovered that I can use his probiotic paste to help stick the chicken pieces into his kong, which means we're up to about 10 minutes for kong empyting at the moment.
Think I'm going to curl up and watch some Kikopup videos for a bit now he's fed, played with, trained and finally sleeping curled up next to Lurcherboy at my feet.