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If your dog had a human voice

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SpaghettiTwirlerAndProud · 04/04/2012 14:11

What would they sound like? What accent would they have?

I think my greyhound would have a very posh accent, very much "Oh I say old boy, jolly good show!" kind of thing.

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peeriebear · 04/04/2012 14:16

My dog would sound like Eeyore, I think. He always has the same doleful Eeyore-ish look on his chops.

WoodRose · 04/04/2012 14:20

Undoubtedly an Essex girl. I would get a "yeah, what evs" and a finger flick as she once again ignored my recall to chase squirrels Blush

Yoghurty · 04/04/2012 14:31

Our dogs would sound like Pinky and Brain.

Boy dog 'Duh, whadda we gonna do tonight Brain?
Girl Dog 'Same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world...'

Mechavivzilla · 04/04/2012 14:53

for some reason I cannot explain, my boxer dog speaks in a South African accent. Or at least she does to me, to the DH she sounds like Eeyore.

DaisySteiner · 04/04/2012 14:59

My dog has a Lancashire accent. He's very talkative actually, always chattering away about something Blush

Griblet · 04/04/2012 15:53

Mine sounds like the blue thing off the Pink Panther

Or sometimes she is french Confused

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SpaghettiTwirlerAndProud · 04/04/2012 16:07

Ok to specify, my dog sounds like Lewis, out of coronation street if anyone watches it.

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SpaghettiTwirlerAndProud · 04/04/2012 16:08

I love pinky and the brain. I have the theme tune on my phone :o it even has pinky "Gnarf!" at the end :o

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Inthepotty · 04/04/2012 18:15

My pup speaks in a broad Yorkshire farmer accent. Apart from when he's excited, he then becomes very camp.

Old boy is perry from Kevin and perry.

Whippy girl is very Ab Fab Grin

BrianCoxHasScaryEggs · 04/04/2012 18:21

My Pip has a mad, doesn't stop for breath, teenage girl accent.

It's-like-when-you-talk-and-don't-stop-because-what-you-have-to-say-is-so-very-exciting-and-that-just-every-thing-is-so-fantastic-and-brilliant-and-I-just-bloody-love-you-I-really-do

By which time I've zoned out and then she looks at me with her little floppy ears pricked up and her big brown eyes all Puss-in-Boots at me, I obviously haven't paid attention and now have not a clue what it is she wants me to do Blush

off to find the helpline for sad lady obsessed with her pets (SLOWHP)...think it was linked to in the Litter Tray yesterday

clam · 04/04/2012 18:31

My dog would talk just like whoever did the "sausages" voiceover on 'That's Life' in the 70s.

clam · 04/04/2012 18:31

Failing that, Frank Butcher.

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SpaghettiTwirlerAndProud · 04/04/2012 18:52

"Sausages" voice over? Confused mind you if it was back in the 70's I wouldn't have a clue. I'm only 20 :o

OTOH :o @ Frank Butcher

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mycatsaysach · 04/04/2012 18:54

my dog is the old colonel in fawlty towers

mycatsaysach · 04/04/2012 18:55

he was a major wasn't he?

clam · 04/04/2012 19:02

"Papers here yet, Fawlty?"
"Not yet, Major."

mycatsaysach · 04/04/2012 19:26
Grin

weirdly he does deliver the paper to me

ColdHandLou · 04/04/2012 19:40

Barbara Windsor Grin
She has the big fur, a funny little walk & is very feisty!

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SpaghettiTwirlerAndProud · 04/04/2012 19:45

Another reason mine is like Lewis from corrie, he's a massive flirt and just a big tart really. We had a guy from the council come round last week to look at where we're building our extension, and the dog was leaning on him and shoving his head at this bloke for some lovin'. Luckily the guy was very obliging, and fussed over him like anything :o

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Schlumberger · 04/04/2012 19:51

My choc lab puppy speaks in a rather high pitched, slightly passive aggressive style.

Mummyyyyyy, where on earth have you beeeeeeeen? You see, it's one minute past six and I believe someone has forgotten it's my TEA TIME. And I'm only SMALL, and my family are meant to LOVE me. And I really believe it's all meant to be about MEEEEEEEE!!!!

The hamster on the other hand has a thick Syrian accent. When we clean his cage out, he is very cross and says - "Why you wake me? you do realise, my people are in bed???"

Oh the days just zip past in Schlumberger Towers

Schlumberger · 04/04/2012 19:51

My choc lab puppy speaks in a rather high pitched, slightly passive aggressive style.

Mummyyyyyy, where on earth have you beeeeeeeen? You see, it's one minute past six and I believe someone has forgotten it's my TEA TIME. And I'm only SMALL, and my family are meant to LOVE me. And I really believe it's all meant to be about MEEEEEEEE!!!!

The hamster on the other hand has a thick Syrian accent. When we clean his cage out, he is very cross and says - "Why you wake me? you do realise, my people are in bed???"

Oh the days just zip past in Schlumberger Towers

Jamdoughnutfiend · 04/04/2012 20:10

My frenchbulldog speaks with a deep south, deliverance style drawl, he is very stupid...

clam · 04/04/2012 20:26

schlumberger does he repeat himself much either? Wink

MissBetsyTrotwood · 04/04/2012 20:42

Posh. He definitely raises one eyebrow too. That coupled with the slightly pained look of distaste he gets when another dog sniffs his bottom lead me to that conclusion.

"The fleece housecoat? Must one? Where is my smoking jacket?"

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SpaghettiTwirlerAndProud · 05/04/2012 08:16

Oh Betsy Grund expressions are just the best aren't they? Sprocket's the same when he gets sniffed, he's all "Oh now really? This again? I feel like I'm living in a zoo." it's like he's afraid of catching something :o

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