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Gross things your dog has done

33 replies

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 18/11/2011 11:03

I walked in to the living room to find Jasper batting something around the floor, then picking it up and throwing it etc. It was small and white, so I assumed it was some stray Lego. But no. On closer inspection, it was ONE OF HIS OWN BACK TEETH

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DreamsOfSteamingHotMincePies · 18/11/2011 11:05

that is manky!

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 18/11/2011 11:32

I know. But it gets worse. Because now he is leaving blood everywhere. His bed looks like a murder scene

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iarebaboon · 18/11/2011 11:43

Do you really want to know?

louby86 · 18/11/2011 11:44

Urghhhh I feel a bit sick now Grin

The other day Barney got too excited and ended up skidding in a poo he'd just done, scared himself and charged into the house rolling poo everywhere Sad took ages to clean!

typicalvirgo · 18/11/2011 11:46

teeth and blood - pah !

came into the kitchen to find our dog playfully barking at something brown and small in the corner only to find it was a frog taken from the pond...

... with both of its back legs chewed off.

I never did find the legs, at least they weren't in the house somewhere.

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 18/11/2011 11:53

Go on then, iarebaboon. Out gross me Grin

Typical, i found my chickens stood on the lawn in a cricle last summer, intently staring at the ground. What I found was a frog with only one back leg. It was rotating slowly while the evil hens watched

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typicalvirgo · 18/11/2011 11:57

Ewww that image has freaked me out a bit.

Not only a mangled up frog but beady eyed birds too.

ginmakesitallok · 18/11/2011 11:59

My Mums beautiful king charles once came into their conservatory with something in her mouth. Mum shouted at her to drop it - which she did. It immediately exploded and covered the place in decomposed frog and maggots.....

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 18/11/2011 12:00

Yep. A one legged frog, slowly rotating on the spot, and the beady eyed chickens overseeing its suffering .....

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louby86 · 18/11/2011 12:06

These frog stories have got me wishing our dog never ever comes across one!

DreamsOfSteamingHotMincePies · 18/11/2011 12:16

The £100,000 worth of dog food I can take, but legless frogs I can not!

not really still want the dog, even after my neighbours totally reasoned argument of why I shouldn't

bumpybecky · 18/11/2011 13:18

do not read if eating.....

apart from eating used nappies and sanitary towels [boak] I think the worst was when she ate some cat poo, vomited it back up on the door mat and then proceeded to eat the poo / sick - bleugh!

bet you're glad you asked now...

feesh · 18/11/2011 16:00

Our dog brought one of her own poos in to the lounge to play with one day when she was little, through the dog flap. I thought she was chasing a stone around, but no.....

We were socialising the most beautiful, innocent and refined looking Cavalier King Charles for Hearing Dogs a few years ago. Despite his innocent looks, he was responsible for some of our more revolting doggy experiences, including fishing a used sanitary towel out of the bin and bringing it downstairs for an evening chew.

BeerTricksPotter · 18/11/2011 16:09

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SpaghettiTwirlerAndProud · 18/11/2011 16:10

My MIL has a big pond full of koi carp, one died (can you see where this is going?) and it was fished out and put somewhere safe (or so they thought) to be inspected later on, it had some kind of thing where it swelled up loads.

Anyway, one of the dogs managed to get hold of it and ran into the house with it, where it exploded. Bear in mind, it was back in may, on a hot day and the fish had been out for quite a few hours.

iooi · 18/11/2011 16:16

DDog1 - Had diarrhoea in the back of the car .... into the zips of my maternity case (we were visiting friends near my due time)

DDog2 - Bought a cold, wet, dead rat into the bedroom in the middle of the night and dropped it onto DHs pillow (who had let them out) - in the dark.....it was very lucky my hand went on it first.....

Ddog3 - Just the usual fox shit

iooi · 18/11/2011 16:16

God love 'em Hmm

GrimmaTheNome · 18/11/2011 16:28

Our last dog climbed into the driver's seat for his in-car diarrhoea episode. (Obviously we weren't in the car at the time!)

GrimmaTheNome · 18/11/2011 16:30

Having 'inherited' 4 Persian rugs from MIL, dog has so far been sick on one and wee'd on another. I think I may run a book on what he does to which one next.

iooi · 18/11/2011 16:36

Grimma - i'm betting on chewing one of them down to strings and then producing a few stuck stringy bits for you to pull out 4 hours later....

iarebaboon · 18/11/2011 23:46

So sorry. Life distracted me...

Ok the dead stuff stories are horrific, mine I'd just out and out gross

DS was about 14 mths. Toddling around with ^no nappy...you see where this is going?

We smelled poo, DP and I leapt into action to locate the poo, ^no poo could be found, just a skid mark on DS's unpopped vest and a smug, shiney eyed dog

She sleeps on my pillow. Still.

GrimmaTheNome · 18/11/2011 23:47

That's a sort of useful grossness - last dog cleaned a DD dropping off the carpet far better than I could have done.

iarebaboon · 19/11/2011 00:20

Grimma, there speaks a fellow dachshund owner

ByTheWay1 · 19/11/2011 09:17

Yesterday, new puppy 11 weeks old - was choking in the garden - eye bulging, choking - so put my fingers in his mouth and straight through a nice fresh, squishy, large, playdough-like, cat poop - still washing my hands now and not feeling like eating much myself!

silentcatastrophe · 20/11/2011 19:05

Bovva dog got onto the table and ate .5kg of butter. An entire new tub. He was promptly violently sick on the stairs. 6 months later and several litres of Dettol and Simple solution, sterilising fluid and bio soap powder, it still honks. Some horror dog has taken to eating my knickers again. We've had the chicken and the frog situation here too. It's horrid isn't it.