Gross things your dog has done

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I walked in to the living room to find Jasper batting something around the floor, then picking it up and throwing it etc. It was small and white, so I assumed it was some stray Lego. But no. On closer inspection, it was ONE OF HIS OWN BACK TEETH

Yeuch, that takes me back...I remember Dingo-dog eating a half pound of butter, and the frothy, greasy piles of buttery sick everywhere.

So far, thankfully, the Mouse has done no more than be a tiny bit sick on the doormat, rolled in nothing worse than wet grass, and eaten nothing more disgusting than his own tiny bit of sick (!)

Its early days though

Not sure I should post this but:

One of my cats is always being sick, I have a weak stomach, really cant deal with vomit. So, cat throws up from his cosy place on the top of the chair (right behind me)...I jump up and try to move my laptop (still attached to charger) over to the sofa, retching as I go. Dog chases the cat hoping for some of his favourite, cat runs around the room still retching, it all gets too much for me and I dont reach the bathroom in time. Ds hears the commotion and runs down the stairs to see absolute chaos..cat being sick, mum being sick and dd running back and forth between two piles of vomit, holding on to the dog's collar trying to stop him from eating said steaming heaps.

He only made one comment while standing at the door.. "Classy".

Years ago Chazdog rolled in sheep that was so rotten it was runny and then looked very pleased with herself.

Oh Christ that reminds me, our dog also ate almost a whole pack of butter (and she's roughly the size of a large rat) she puked a few times. We assumed it was all out. It wasn't. That night she puked in our bed, my overriding thought was 'wow dog puke smelled just like person puke'

Our mattress gas never been the same. It's not been turned since. The puked bit stays facing down at the foot end

And still we didn't learn. She's still on out bed!

My German shepherd is a nappy lover, mostly the crappy ones. His eyes light up the minute ds strains.
When I was walking him past our miserable old bad neighbour, his arse exploded and a ton of mustard coloured nappy crystals flew all over the path outside her house. More than the poop bag could cope with. And you know how impossible it is to clear up the tiny little fuckers . Took the hose

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When OH and I first got together, my dog wasn't used to travelling by car and used to puke EVERY TIME. The puke was not always still there when we arrived at our destination. She's also eaten and then puked up cat poo a few times.

Her finest trick though was rolling in a particularly gooey dead fish on the beach.

my dogs are partial to eating cat shit as well, never bring it back up though, and their breath is horrendous from it