My dog is Devil Dog, DH and dd1 fight over who 'Baby Waby'
aka Whippy belongs to.
When they greet you at the door Devil Dog goes: oooh oooh my person is back, my person
Baby Waby: Oh my person is back Sniff, sniff. This is boring now.
Playing ball:
Devil Dog: oooh oooh you have a ball repeat ad infintum.
Baby Waby Baby Waby:
Playing Tug:
Devil Dog: it's My rope oooh you've won the rope. Runs in circles. Thow it for me. Throw it. Throw it. Somersault. Bounce. Bark. Fetches back rope. Repeat>
Baby Waby: What's this you're giving me? Shall I take it bed Oh your not letting go? You want it? okay
Feeding time:
Devil Dog: It's teatime. Om nom nom. growl, bark, wag wag. Feed me. Feed me.
Baby Waby: Am I hungry? I think I'm hungry. What should I do? My bowl is empty.
Okay so Devil Dog has snapped at few people. We seem to have somehow trained him to piss in the kitchen after his meal. He's a bit grumpy/growly. He eats things he shouldn't eat and destroys all his toys in 30 seconds flat and his recall is not excellent, but he's still the best, yes?
The only reason Baby Waby behaves so well is because it just doesn't occur to her to do anything other sleep, cuddle and walk. Plus she is as thick as two short planks.
My dog is best. No-one likes him but me. They roll their eyes when he visits 