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One Born Every Minute Take 2

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McDreamy · 23/02/2010 21:24

Over here!

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crankytwanky · 23/02/2010 22:13

Did Darren say that!?
T.W.U.N.T

RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion · 23/02/2010 22:15

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HumphreyCobbler · 23/02/2010 22:20

I thought Dominique was great, I would have loved a midwife like her.

UnrequitedSkink · 23/02/2010 22:21

I thought Dominique was FAB, all midwives should be that positive and supportive.

cyb · 23/02/2010 22:21

I really liked that Lisa, she was very funny and sweet. I reckon she's on MN. She talks like she should be ,anyway

Attenborough · 23/02/2010 22:22

Another massive Dominique fan here.

PacificDogwood · 23/02/2010 22:25

Yes, I warmed to Dominique towards the end as well.

And Lisa and Will are lovely - cute son too!

I do wonder how how much deliberate bias there is in choosing to show really terrible male partners?? This cannot be representative, surely?

Please somebody reassure me....

minko · 23/02/2010 22:26

All my midwife could say was 'Do Big Toilet'. I think they were her only words of English. She meant 'push' like you're doing a poo, but she just kept repeating the Big Toilet thing until I told her to shut the fook up...

crankytwanky · 23/02/2010 22:29

Well, having had babies by two different men, (I know, how terribly modern) I would say it's 50/50 twunts/lovely blokes.

cyb · 23/02/2010 22:30

Yes PAcific I think out of aAL the many hours of footage shot they ahve chosen the very worst..not sure why when supportive partners are in the majority

cyb · 23/02/2010 22:31

lol Do Big Toilet

crankytwanky · 23/02/2010 22:33

Rofl Minko!

I think the "soft face" thing is because when you relax your facial muscles, your cervical/vaginal muscles also relax. Ina May Gaskin reccomends making horsey noises with your lips.

TwoIfBySea · 23/02/2010 22:33

Okay, just watching this on +1 as I don't finish work until 9.

Anyone else think Darren was a bit Alan Partridgesque?

crankytwanky · 23/02/2010 22:35

Oooh you wait, two...

poshtottie · 23/02/2010 22:35

Cranky yes you are right. In my pregnancy yoga teacher training we were told this, especially relaxing the jaw.

BelleDeChocolateFluffyBunny · 23/02/2010 22:36

Farking hell, that poor woman's bloke is a tosser!!

Comewhinewithme · 23/02/2010 22:37

I am watching it on plus one that man is a grade a twat!

PacificDogwood · 23/02/2010 22:39

@ 'big toilet'

'Soft face' - yes, I also thought she ment 'relax your facial muscles and the rest will follow' IYKWIM - like unclenching fists/jaws and dropping shoulders in a deliberate attempt to relax

Yep, Alan Partridge

tethersend · 23/02/2010 22:39

Darren

crankytwanky · 23/02/2010 22:39

DH just walked in to see Darren's tiatride.
He said "what a c**t, why dosen't someone hit him?"

spiderlight · 23/02/2010 22:40

Bawled all the way through that! Dominique reminded me a bit of one of my midwives, and nearly three years on barely a day goes by when I don't feel gratitude for her and for the lovely birth I had.

Darren, though......he'd have been carrying his balls home in a bag if he'd been anywhere near me during labour. Utter, utter arse of a man.

BelleDeChocolateFluffyBunny · 23/02/2010 22:41

FFS, he's a bloody birthing expert is he??

BertieBotts · 23/02/2010 22:43

I had a midwife a bit like her when I was in labour - she was all "I like to get my ladies to 7cm before going into hospital" and similar. (I was nowhere near 7cm but she was still lovely) She was great, actually. When I was still at home and not coping very well (I was like Sam from last week) she got me to relax by getting me to put my arms down by my sides, palms up. That was a lot more helpful than saying something like "Just relax" without telling you how to because you try to relax everything at once and it doesn't work. Focusing on my arms meant everything else relaxed too.

So when I was pushing my mum kept saying something like "Palms out, palms out" which would not have made any sense to anybody else but reminded me of what I had learnt to do.

Anyone else notice how the midwife kept going on about how important support was and then that awful husband... I wonder whether she knew the extent of what he was saying at the time - I bet she was shouting at the TV tonight if not!

GoldenTomato · 23/02/2010 22:43

But he's been on a management course so he can see the 'bigger picture'!!

What a grade A Tw*t!!!

gaelicsheep · 23/02/2010 22:46

Interesting to see the old gas & air chestnut come up again. This is the first time I've watched one of these without MNetting at the same time. My heart was in my mouth at the end.

So happy for Lisa finally being able to hold her little boy.

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