Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mam! X-Factor 21/11

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Afternoon all

Yes please, I want food and wine and hugs.

Who will I watch on a Saturday evening now?

hooooo

I am a bit pissed. Should I leave MN or keep posting

hope Dh goes to bed soon

Keep posting lol Pissed threads are always good fun :D

I'm wishing that ollie had gone with 2 mins of armpit farting. It'd've been more entertaining.

Oh Muggle, I'm sorry, But, have no doubt, they'll be back.

Juney, surely there's an advert break before the Xtra Factor, how much time do they need FGS? (I mean, its not going to take him long to get her kit off is it)

lo hicimos!

Nah he just has to lift her frock up. They've disappeared sharpish off the stage so they must be fitting a sly quickie.

Just noticed that Top Gear is coming on, first of the new series so DH is busy for the next hour.

WTF has Hammond done to his hair?

Aw Juney, they're just talking about how the show went surely?

skips off to celebrity thread, looks like a fight was occuring..oohh..

Yeah I bet you're right! Tsk!

Hammond's hair is ever worsening evidence of his ongoing mid-life crisis. He looks like he's been electrocuted tonight.

Maybe he has. They are building an electric car.

Cant watch xtra factor as DH is telling me interesting things aoubt cars.

And i am explaining the difference between penis and dildo

Night all, off to clean the kitchen (don't all envy me at once)

How long have you been married?

(that was to MmeLindt re penis/dildo lesson)

DP has gone off to piss about logging into our router so he can change some kind of settings so he can talk to his friends while they're busy wasting hours with modern warfare on xbox live. He'll be annoyed when he discovers he's missing top gear.

Who thinks I should go and tell him?

married 12 years, together 17years.

but he is German

And we have had too much wine

im just catchin up on xtra factor

Oh, I see - it's a translation thing!

yes, Jeremy had a pic of a huge penis and DH said, 'did you see that dildo?' whereupon I corrected him, 'that is a penis, darling'

If top gear was not on, then there might be the opportunity of a practical demonstration but nothing comes between DH and the new series of TG

Are you sure he wasn't just talking about Jeremy?

Thank goodness the twats im mean twits i mean twins are out YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Im still bloody shocked that Jamie and Lucy are out the twats should have gone out at the auditions

Much better suited to britains got talent

LOL I do hope not.

I am a massive WestWing fan btw, so I am quite excited to be chatting to Claudia Jean.

My neighbour (who was here earlier) reminds me of Barlett.