Have you guys seen this?
Ordinary people have panic attacks. Chuck Norris has Jack Bauer's attacks!
Terrorists dread the day in October that Daylight Savings Time ends. Jack Bauer gets 25 hours in which to kill them.
If everyone listened to Jack Bauer, the show would be called 12.
Kiefer Sutherland drinks to forget all the terrible things Jack Bauer has done.
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
Harry Houdini is the world's second greatest escape artist. The First is Jack Bauer. I never saw Houdini bite a guy's neck in order to escape.
Jack Bauer does not run out of ammunition. He simply lets everyone else have their moment to shine.
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Jack Bauer is the only man to use a Q without a U.
The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot.