how pregnant is Roxy? Eastenders//

[bythepowerofgreyskull]

think she said 33 weeks

About a month more than she's letting on I expect!

so although baby is early she is likely to be ok??

Did you know she has twins in real life??

no! wow do you think she MN's

I would guess so, I reckon the baby is only going to be a couple of weeks early if anything

A TV pregnancy lasts anywhere between 5 months and 8. They all end up in the delivery of a fairly clean baby that mysteriously disappears when it is discharged from the hospital, appears for brief episodes (in the mean time there is normally no sign of baby paraphanalia (sp?). Said baby then returns five years later as a hormonal teenager. In the mean time, mum leaves hospital with tits that have not grown at all and a stick figure that has not needed the likes of a mummy tuck or liposuction.

If only real life was like this!

33 weeks.
so badly handled by the bbc - not a word after delivery, just taking her away

makes me so cross when they get it so wrong

and there's no reason she couldn't go up there to see the baby. she's not had an epidural

rofl- so true.

Also, soap babies very often appear at Christmas, regardless of how many months ago they were conceived!

(the rofl was to Phantom, btw)

Sorry, my point is that perhaps the baby is not Sean's and was conceived a month earlier.

[Wink] I would hate to live in Albert Square. For some odd reason they have the highest death rate per street than the whole of the UK. Most happen on New Years Eve.

Some of the shortest labour I've ever seen too!

i thought the baby was Jacks, after a drunken fumble when he'd split with Ronnie, and she is only hoping it is Seans?

She had a brief, intimate moment with the Branning dude did she not?

I thought it turns out to be Jack's baby.....
Was that what she was about to tell Ronnie?

Phantom, I think Hollyoaks village is second only to Midsomer in the high death stakes! Albert square comes close....

Ah, Midsummer's not in soap land though. Hollyoaks has had less but has been on TV for half the time. I'd say beastenders wins. There was a death in the very first episode if I remember correctly.

blimey- so there was- start as they mean to go on!!

I'm curious how that lovely mw was able to tell she was fully dilated just by having a look! Very reasuring view of the medical profession though! LOL

yes phantom it was an old git called reg i think

and i think it is jack's baby.

wasn't brookside close the most dangerous place to live for a while???

i think there was a death in the first episode of holyoaks

Ohh, there was a bomb in Brookside close, and being pushed off scaffolding was a risk, as well as being brainwashed by a cult. Beastenders have not done this yet so there's hope! I shall email the team with these and see what they say.

I can't remember the first Hollyoaks. Enlighten me.

It was the most ridiculous labour scene ever! Having a heart to heart conversation with her sister, while midwife says "Oh baby is nearly out!" A million miles away from my experience of pushing a baby out!!

The whole thing was badly done which makes me . DH kept reminding me 'it's only a programme!!!'.