Welcome to the castle - watch it bring you to your knees | 2026 Celebrity Traitors Thread 5 [TV Pace]

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This is a TV pace thread so make sure you’re up to date with the live broadcast and yes, previous series (regular and celeb) will be discussed!

Please no spoilers if you read them online!

The story so far (as at end of episode 6)

Traitors (still active)
Maya Jama
James Acaster (recruited)
King Kenny (recruited)

Faithful

James Blunt
Jerry Hall
Joanne McNally
Leigh-Anne Pinnock
Michael Sheen
Miranda Hart
Romesh Ranganathan
RossKemp (full name)
Sebastian Croft
Sharon Rooney

Murdered
Amol Rajan
Bella Ramsey
Rob Beckett

Banished
Richard E Grant (Traitor)
Myha’la
Julie Hesmondhalgh
Professor Hannah Fry (recruited Traitor)
Joe Lycett

For these that want to keep up with Claudia’s outfits: https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/uk/lifestyle/a73628412/celebrity-traitors-claudia-winkleman-outfits/

The way Kemp goes on, it’s like he’s served in a war

Well he would have protected his assets so no big payout from the divorce.
And I wouldn't have thought Jerry was short of money herself.

If James A wins, I am going to be so furious.

My favourite comedy skit ( and I can’t remember who it was ) was someone impersonating Rosskemp and he had to go ‘under cover’ with .. ‘the brownies ‘ !
It is funny. The impersonater had him spot on.

Jerry Hall is reported to have received an estimated £50 million to £250 million from Rupert Murdoch, along with an annual allowance of about £3 million and potential property assets including an £11 million Oxfordshire mansion.

Agree. Don't like him as a comedian either. The only funny thing he ever said is that his girlfriend left him for Mr Bean.

I still couldn’t though

She got a 15000 sq foot mansion in the Cotswolds in her divorce settlement.

Thought exactly the same she still looks incredible and who knew she'd be so funny and entertaining. Loved Jerry.

Fair enough. She sure did earn it! Vile specimen of a man.

I couldn't give a shite Jerry is gone. I didnt even know who she was 😅 i hope they murder Miranda

John culshaw 🤣

If he wasn't quite so earnest, Ross could almost be moving into National Treasure status.

Bash hasn’t done anything much has he !

🤣🤣🤣

Me too

What? How can you not have heard of her?

The Brownies .. they meet in.. church halls !
It is so good. Going back a few years now.

Murdering Miranda would be way too obvious to incriminate Joanne.

And me.

I hope they don’t murder Miranda. I love her.

DH just took the piss because I genuinely do listen to the bonus podcast while I’m getting my pyjamas on.

I hope it's not Miranda. She's enjoying herself so much.

I had started to warm to Jerry. And loving her outfits - she looked amazing.

I dont know, I just haven't 🙈🤷🏻‍♀️

If you play the game “correctly”, murder is to get rid iof the people who will never be banished. So it has to be Romesh, sadly.

Loving how much more “alert” Jerry is on Uncloaked, obviously just playing the “silly ‘lil ol’ me” during filming.