MAFSUSA Thread 2 NO SPOILERS - sweaty swirls, killer nails and not enough questions ...

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Whatsisname the black guy- would be like being married to a slab of granite.

Really?!

Home Owners Association. They are quite common over there. They decide if you can have washing lines up, what you can have in your front yard, if you don’t keep your house nicely etc

They'd hate me #TeamScruffyHouse.

Yeah we don’t have them much in UK do we?

You may need to try a bit harder to be believable to be sad on missing out.

And HOA is a homeowners association and they are like the SS secret police. They come up with and enforce the rules that keep house values up. Some will even control what curtains and blinds you are allowed to have.

Apparently hanging your washing out is common in the USA

And you have to pay for it, and its mandatory for some estates.

He is a fun vacuum

Wtaf?! All my American friends live in normal houses. None of this HOA stuff.

We weren’t allowed to when I lived over there, and only wooden furniture/kids apparatus in the garden

Do you mean the pastor or the husband?

I was an au pair when I lived over there and lived in a very affluent area where they were very common.

Britney's husband was surprisingly lively around her family.

You should ask them about the HOAs and the batshit stories and rules

Definitely SS police style then. I know now why I didn’t move there in my 20s.

The husband. The pastor seems to be quite fun.

Boycat is hiding under the blanket.

They probably know but as they live in naice houses (boring areas) and apartments it wouldn’t cross their minds.

The husband seems like he’s drugged. On weed maybe?

I bet nobody threatens anybody with a broken glass or shouts about fingering at this couples retreat.

That he got to knock her up

Unlikely! Although it would be fun if they all pulled out a gun ...

Nobody will be getting pissed and storming out will they?

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