MAFSUSA Thread 2 NO SPOILERS - sweaty swirls, killer nails and not enough questions ...

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Wait did she just say Josh told her he’s falling in love with her?

It been like 5 days? 🤣🤣

Holy sunburn!!! Those blokes are like beetroot.

Josh is beetrooty. Not good.

Snap on the beetroot thoughts.

Those swimsuits that go up the arse, are they not really uncomfortable?

I found them!!!

So I wear thongs (as pants not swimsuits).

I started wearing them over 25 years ago when a girl I worked with told me I should try them and once you get used to them you’ll never go back.

And I was extremely surprised to find she was right. They’re a lot more comfy than you’d think. And no VPL.

In saying that however, I prefer a full pant swimsuit, because I don’t need my whole big arse on show.

Thongs are different though as they are cut with no excess fabric. Whereas her swimsuit had fabric bunched up her crack, so there's a volume and some thickness there.

Derrekkkk is really really boring. Zzzzzzz.

But he knows his monkeys.

Is it on tonight?

It is but it's so dull that it may not be on

Yes. You haven't missed anything.
Even the sharks couldn't be bothered to eat them.

These two have zero chemistry

I’d still wipe the floor with him, with my knowledge of Birds 🤣

#birdnerd

What happened the other night?

I mean that would’ve perked up the show a bit.

Fuck all

Is she saying that because he hasn't been single for as long as she has, it means that he isn't as serious?

And now she's smothered even though before she was saying she wants him to be around her and talk to her more?

I am confused.

I hate how the call university "school". Makes it confusing AF when they say " I didn't go to school" but mean higher education and not the actual school.

The programme in emojis...
😴🏊🐋🐒

Are Belynda and Chad actually getting on or are they faking it?

Oooo! Did he just check out a tree?

I just saw this on Twitter 🤣🤣

Who did he get shitty with?