MAFSUSA Thread 2 NO SPOILERS - sweaty swirls, killer nails and not enough questions ...

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So accurate!

Ooh Chad's having a mard with the producer/ camera person.
That's more exciting.

I mean technically the terroriser was on MAFSUK, but same difference 🤣🤣🤣

Yeah I missed that!

I was scrolling Twitter to see what the thoughts were on this series

Pretty much the same as on here it seems 🤣

Does anyone have a rewind option?

I’m watching live but it is on Virgin so I can rewind. But if I do it’s sod law something will actually happen and I’ll miss it 🤣

We will have your back, don't worry.

Give it 6 minutes and I’ll rewind and have a look at what ol Chad said /did

I need space from these two

Guuurl. He's not into you. It's OK, stop begging.

Will's pink lace shirt!!!!
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Rhonda is starting to piss me off

Ok, so Chad and what’s-her-face were talking and sharing how they feel.

When Chad spoke he paused and ummm’ed and aahhh’ed when he was trying to think of the words to describe how exactly she made him feel special.

So a producer/camera person pipes up and said “How does she make you feel special Chad?”

And he said “I’m getting there give me a minute” kinda thing.

He tried to ‘get back on track’ with his thought process and he felt it had thrown him and said to producer/camera person that they were “trying to talk and share” so to actually let them do that.

They apologised.

Then he stopped his ‘sharing’, said he was tired and decided he wanted to go home and asked what’s-her-face if she was ready to leave too.

So he basically got irritated by the camera person stepping in, whilst he was trying to talk to the Mrs.

Oh I see. That was rather boring and a bit of an overreaction. Was it a glimpse of things to come?

Ok but are you not concerned they are literally rubbing your bum hole all day - as opposed to sitting over it? I mean loo paper works but that bit of thong will catch everything.
And how does virginal wetness work - do you not get a bit chaffed?
And periods ...

Sorry ..back to Mafsus ...I would divorce anyone that uses cutlery to eat like that. It's so unwieldy. Just cut food and put it in your mouth. She looks like the person that guides planes in

No because I always choose cotton ones.

No chaffing.

And I’m 48 and on the mini pill so no periods. I’m not sure how wearing them would have any impact on periods unless you wear pads rather than tampons. I certainly never had any issues.

They’re literally the same at the front and underneath as most pants. It’s just the back part is thinner that’s all.

Truthfully, what’s-her-face seemed the one who was overreacting a bit.

With her crying and talking about it taking her a little longer to get past things.

I mean I could understand if he’d shouted at the camera person. But he didn’t even raise his voice. And wasn’t particularly rude either.

All seemed a bit of a mountain out of a molehill 🤣

Oh yes, this!!!

I am so glad you saw that! What in the hell of a toddler table manners was that?

I had to bow out, as it was too boring, and I could tell DH was losing patience too! Usually I would soldier on, but I was losing the will, much as I love you guys! Also cba with the virtuous police coming on the thread and lecturing us all. (They dont intimidate me, I've made my thoughts clear, but they spoil the vibe of the thread.
I hope the rest of the series gets better for you all!

Oh no Platypus, dont give up. I shall miss you and your pithy observations.
Can I bribe you with cake?

One does not simply abandon their ride or die in the trenches!

Hardly any drinking to be done during this show.

No receipts
No blindsided (although I think I did hear one last night, but it was used by the blindsider in an apologetic way).
No ride or die
No I'm done
No leaving and coming back 5 mins later.

It's like they chose people who actually wanted to get married and build a relationship rather than people who wanted to be famous for five minutes and raise their media profile.

Or something.

I can't help thinking that showing this straight after that shit show of a series wasn't particularly smart, because it does come over a little dull. Plus it's hard to really root for any of them because they just don't seem that likeable.

But still, we battle on, whatever the cost may be...

What I am finding is that the show just feels very dated. Like we are watching something that was filmed in 2005 and not 2025. And also, there's no quitting, no manufactured drama, no dinner parties and beef, but we are still not really getting to know the couples and the snippets of the conversations that are being shown still give us very little of substance.

But, mama didn't raise a quitter. We have survived 2 weeks of it, what's another one to get it all over and done with.