MAFSUSA Thread 2 NO SPOILERS - sweaty swirls, killer nails and not enough questions ...

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Yeh it needs a wankspeak interpreter doesnt it.

Some said I love you within a couple of days

Cheese.

Yes. I love yous started 5 days in.

He's never going to be vulnerable.

Yes and yes

But but but..
All the lovely people on this thread...
I love you.

What does she do with those nails if she has a bogey that she can’t quite get by blowing?

Maybe she uses a bidet. Sorry!

We don't want all this realism and insecurity and processing, we want POWER COUPLES, DRAMA AND BITCHING!

Up the nose? A bit extreme.

Or even just clear basic speaking

theres dinner parties though right?

That was a cross-post - I don't think she uses a bidet for bogeys 😁

Come on, she could get a bogey at 50 paces with those nails.

Not like you mean. No

Noooo. But they are legally married.

I did wonder. But hey, weirder things happen in MAFS.

No way! Really? Thats batshit.

When do the viewers get to vote them off?

Burning Man Guy was considering asking for a post-nup!

Pat can stay, but Rhonda's out of here

And one of them got pregnant during the show but it hasn’t been shown who yet

Aren’t they more gatherings around the other couples apartments?

Pat is growing on me