MAFSUSA Thread 2 NO SPOILERS - sweaty swirls, killer nails and not enough questions ...

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When does Pat turn around and say, you know what Rhonda, you don't half talk about yourself a lot.

Just catching up, wow Derek and Meghannn are sooo completely joyless.

Their “baby” is this series equivalent of finger gate and Grace’s manicure. It must be the producers getting them to go on and on about it.

Do Derek and Meghan ever have fun?

Totally! The concept of conversations being two way seems to be totally lost on her. Or that he might be trying to show that he relates. How much does she ask him??

From what I’ve seen so far (not watched last night). No. They spend all the time sniping at each other. Surprised they have sex.

It’s her way or the highway!

Thrash. Apparently that’s entirely fictional and unlikely to happen in real life (I hope). And in the UK we rarely get sharks just basking ones which are harmless, so we should be ok.

Fine?! Probably seen Jaws too many times but if I’m in the sea anywhere and see a fin in the water then I am straight out of that water. Quickly.

That's the one. It was so bad. I couldn't figure out whether it was supposed to be a satirical movie of the 90s disaster films or whether it was supposed to be serious and genuine.

Dildos straight off the bat....

Why do all ixperts assume intimacy requires sex toys? Nothing wrong with them but why the hard push?

I need to blow dry my dog but I am watching

We need a photo of your dog after the blow dry

We need a before and after.

Josh is a liar, liar pants on fire...

I'm embarrassed about the boxes of dildos. Please don't let Zoe the dog see them.

Josh and Jaylyn are boring me now.

If you want a good shark film, try "Sharks in Venice". It's hilariously bad.

Massive word salads.

Agreed

Why can’t he go to festivals without her?

FFS, go with your friends. She doesn't have to go with you.

All this drama about a festival. Jaysus

My DH likes to go to London to see his family. I don’t. So I don't go. No drama.

Exactly! I used to play netball 2/3 times a week (injured so not played for a while) and no way would I give that up for a partner and not would I want him to come with me!

It's once a year. For a few days. Lordy.