MAFSAUS THE FINALE. Once again, we have done it. Just like David, we have found our voices. Just like Danny, we fought in the trenches. Just like Scott, our pets have been freed of the mental abuse that is MAFSAUS. Until next time. Farewell!

[dillite]

Who are we kidding, we will all be here in a week's time for the US version of this shit show.

Far out Brussel Sprouts!

And schools. A damp piece of blue roll cures many ills for a 5 year old!

He can’t even comfort her

To be fair to Stevo, he did sign up to MAFS whilst he was out at the pub drunk.

If Racho saw this, why did she hang in there so long?

And pubs, retail etc

It’s the universal cleaning tool 😂

Rachel needs some Andrex. For her (non) tears and to clean up Steve's bullshit

Only 75% of women feared pooing during childbirth???

the other 25% had elective c-sections

He wasn’t drunk through the interviews etc though
I agree I bet he felt pressure to do it

No wonder NHS is broke if they buy Andre. That stuff needs a mortgage these days for a pack of 12.

Rach. Stop gurning girl

Least he showed up unlike Danny. Stop saying bullet though. He’s not devo is he tho

Steve is a child

He is not devastated. He’s relieved.

🤣

Still not a single tear. Just lots of grimacing.

He is a bit. Devo Steve

Stevo is emotionally stunted. He needs therapy, not reality telly

This is horrible can we move on please

Rebecca has more real tears in her eyes than Rachel!

Rachel would have fallen in love with anyone they matched her with

I know - we’ve only got half an hour left!

Seeing you try to promote your business Stevo has been really powerful

Very true.

Nearly 40 minutes in and we've only had 1 couple!

Ugh I accidentally forwarded too far as I was late to start. I need to talk about the next bit so badly 😂