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MAFSAUS THE FINALE. Once again, we have done it. Just like David, we have found our voices. Just like Danny, we fought in the trenches. Just like Scott, our pets have been freed of the mental abuse that is MAFSAUS. Until next time. Farewell!

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dillite · 13/05/2026 20:09

Who are we kidding, we will all be here in a week's time for the US version of this shit show.

Far out Brussel Sprouts!

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aabbccddeeff · 13/05/2026 20:29

It’s not empowerment in anyway.

also, being back blue liquid in Always ads

Ophir · 13/05/2026 20:29

IAmKerplunk · 13/05/2026 20:18

@dillite the Andrex advert is women with their newborns talking about shitting during childbirth

17 is horrified

dillite · 13/05/2026 20:29

Do they even use toilet paper when you poo in labour?

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 13/05/2026 20:29

My cat is also traumatised. Warrants a strongly worded email to ...someone. Ofcom?

RodJaneandBungle · 13/05/2026 20:30

Fuck off Andrex

H202too · 13/05/2026 20:30

FuzzyPuffling · 13/05/2026 20:27

Oh no, the pooing in childbirth ad.

Pepto bismol all is forgiven.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/05/2026 20:30

Andrex?! You mean this is meant to make you buy toilet paper?

H202too · 13/05/2026 20:30

dillite · 13/05/2026 20:29

Do they even use toilet paper when you poo in labour?

Blue roll I think.

IAmKerplunk · 13/05/2026 20:30

Bec looked as though either she has already had a drink or already been crying

landlordhell · 13/05/2026 20:30

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/05/2026 20:30

Andrex?! You mean this is meant to make you buy toilet paper?

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Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/05/2026 20:30

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 13/05/2026 20:29

My cat is also traumatised. Warrants a strongly worded email to ...someone. Ofcom?

I’m not surprised!

FergoMcFergFace · 13/05/2026 20:30

dillite · 13/05/2026 20:29

Do they even use toilet paper when you poo in labour?

I bet they don't use Andrex in the NHS.

dillite · 13/05/2026 20:30

Choux · 13/05/2026 20:29

Thanks for the thread and all but I’M the thread tear monitor.

yes I saw none!

I do apologise for stepping on your toes

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StaySpicy · 13/05/2026 20:31

The last thing on my mind was toilet roll when I was in labour. Not sure the midwife had a roll of it to use, either. How is labour poo connected to Andrex exactly?!

Also! I wasn't worried about it at all but if I'd seen this advert I would have been. Nice one, Andrex. Way to make women more paranoid.

browneyes77 · 13/05/2026 20:31

WTF was that childbirth pooing advert I just watched??

(I mean my mom told me many years ago that could happen during childbirth anyway, so I already knew. Probably why I don’t have kids 🤣🤣)

FuzzyPuffling · 13/05/2026 20:31

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 13/05/2026 20:29

My cat is also traumatised. Warrants a strongly worded email to ...someone. Ofcom?

Offmeow.

Choux · 13/05/2026 20:31

EachandEveryone · 13/05/2026 20:28

I still don’t get why she couldn’t move to him

Well you want a few signs that he’s interested before you up sticks and move.

Starandflowers · 13/05/2026 20:31

Steven did not want to do this at all. He doesn’t want a relationship with anyone. He wasn’t engaged in it from the start.

Bet his mum and brother completed the application and forced him to go on it

dillite · 13/05/2026 20:32

H202too · 13/05/2026 20:30

Blue roll I think.

That massive blue roll that builders and decorators use?

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browneyes77 · 13/05/2026 20:32

H202too · 13/05/2026 20:30

Pepto bismol all is forgiven.

Let’s not get carried away now 🤣

EmeraldShamrock000 · 13/05/2026 20:32

Where has this conversation gone. Love this thread. 🧻💩

FergoMcFergFace · 13/05/2026 20:32

Mel is not impressed.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 13/05/2026 20:32

Your whole chest, Rachel? Thats a lot...

H202too · 13/05/2026 20:32

dillite · 13/05/2026 20:32

That massive blue roll that builders and decorators use?

Yes used in schools too.

dillite · 13/05/2026 20:33

Starandflowers · 13/05/2026 20:31

Steven did not want to do this at all. He doesn’t want a relationship with anyone. He wasn’t engaged in it from the start.

Bet his mum and brother completed the application and forced him to go on it

And he wasn't man enough to pull out. Coward. Cowardly men are just as bad as any other toxic men.

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