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Eurovision 2026 Vienna Semi Final 2 - Thursday 14 May 8pm

523 replies

RedToothBrush · 12/05/2026 22:38

After Tuesday's festival of Fire and Ice (with no Will Ferrell irony) and the truly wonderfully socked Australia/Austria Interval act from Cutprice Katherine Ryan and her pal Austrian Smashy I'm sure you all can't wait. Tonight sees a Eurovision song called "Ya Ya Ya". Could it be anymore Eurovision? Get your pleather and odd knee high boots on.

1 BULGARIA Dara - Bangaranga
2 AZERBAIJAN Jiva - Just Go
3 ROMANIA Alexandra Căpitănescu - Choke Me
4 LUXEMBOURG Eva Marija - Mother Nature
5 CZECHIA Daniel Zizka - Crossroads
FRANCE Monroe - Regarde
6 ARMENIA Simón - Paloma Rumba
7 SWITZERLAND Veronica Fusaro - Alice
8 CYPRUS Antigoni - Jalla
AUSTRIA Cosmó - Tanzschein
9 LATVIA Atvara - Ēnā
10 DENMARK Søren Torpegaard Lund - Før Vi Går Hjem
11 AUSTRALIA Delta Goodrum - Eclipse
12 UKRAINE Leléka - Ridnym
UNITED KINGDOM Look Mum No Computer - Eins, Zwei, Drei
13 ALBANIA Alis - Nân
14 MALTA Aidan - Bella
15 NORWAY Jonas Lovv - Ya Ya Ya

Ten to Qualify for the Final.
The UK CAN vote in this Semi Final (you vote in the semi you appear in).
Voting for participants opens after the last song has been performed.
Voting for the UK is ONLINE ONLY through the ESC website or app. You need to make a card payment - 15p per vote.

Non participating countries (Hello Ireland) can vote as part the Rest of The World from midnight before the Semi-Final until the show starts when voting closes temporary before reopening after the acts have all performed.

There is a limit of 10 votes per person.

OP posts:
anxietyispartofme · 14/05/2026 20:48

RedToothBrush · 14/05/2026 20:47

DS thinks they sing "toilet toilet"

It does sound like it to be fair

CrushingOnRubies · 14/05/2026 20:48

Not sure she has the strong vocals so far

Fast800goingforit · 14/05/2026 20:48

@Raahh I was thinking the same

Comefromaway · 14/05/2026 20:49

This is awful

FuzzyCaoraDhubh · 14/05/2026 20:49

This is woeful.

Raahh · 14/05/2026 20:49

We want more?

No. No we don't.

RedToothBrush · 14/05/2026 20:49

I think if this was a larger singer with more clothes on, it wouldn't quite get as many votes.

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FuzzyCaoraDhubh · 14/05/2026 20:49

She's out of tune.

FuzzyCaoraDhubh · 14/05/2026 20:50

Fuego

14goingon40 · 14/05/2026 20:50

I wonder how much that dress costs

Fast800goingforit · 14/05/2026 20:50

Her vocal lacked skill, tuning and quite a bit more

CrushingOnRubies · 14/05/2026 20:50

Hmmm! If you had to describe Eurovision staging to an alien you would describe that. Just basic and formulaic

FuzzyCaoraDhubh · 14/05/2026 20:50

Please don't come back.

Fast800goingforit · 14/05/2026 20:51

I wonder if, in the style of a Come Dancing contestant, Victoria's mum sewed all the crystals on?

Raahh · 14/05/2026 20:52

Lying on the floor always seems to be a thing at Eurovision.

Fast800goingforit · 14/05/2026 20:52

It's Falco light

WhatHappenedToYourFurnitureCuz · 14/05/2026 20:52

Dance your away inner animal

RedToothBrush · 14/05/2026 20:52

German is such an awkward language to sing in.

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the80sweregreat · 14/05/2026 20:52

Yep, it is like Falco isn’t it.

Fast800goingforit · 14/05/2026 20:53

the80sweregreat · 14/05/2026 20:52

Yep, it is like Falco isn’t it.

But not as good by quite a long way

CrushingOnRubies · 14/05/2026 20:53

This guys armour look. It’s like he saw that woman the other day and thought i want that look but he’s gone with tin foil for a more homemade look

RedToothBrush · 14/05/2026 20:53

The Zoo escaped.

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OublietteBravo · 14/05/2026 20:53

This has grown on me. Although I’m not sure about the dance.

CrushingOnRubies · 14/05/2026 20:54

Oh and those yellow helmet contestants a couple of years back. Borrowed those and spray painted silver

FuzzyCaoraDhubh · 14/05/2026 20:54

RedToothBrush · 14/05/2026 20:53

The Zoo escaped.

Ha ha