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Eurovision 2026 Vienna Semi Final 2 - Thursday 14 May 8pm

523 replies

RedToothBrush · 12/05/2026 22:38

After Tuesday's festival of Fire and Ice (with no Will Ferrell irony) and the truly wonderfully socked Australia/Austria Interval act from Cutprice Katherine Ryan and her pal Austrian Smashy I'm sure you all can't wait. Tonight sees a Eurovision song called "Ya Ya Ya". Could it be anymore Eurovision? Get your pleather and odd knee high boots on.

1 BULGARIA Dara - Bangaranga
2 AZERBAIJAN Jiva - Just Go
3 ROMANIA Alexandra Căpitănescu - Choke Me
4 LUXEMBOURG Eva Marija - Mother Nature
5 CZECHIA Daniel Zizka - Crossroads
FRANCE Monroe - Regarde
6 ARMENIA Simón - Paloma Rumba
7 SWITZERLAND Veronica Fusaro - Alice
8 CYPRUS Antigoni - Jalla
AUSTRIA Cosmó - Tanzschein
9 LATVIA Atvara - Ēnā
10 DENMARK Søren Torpegaard Lund - Før Vi Går Hjem
11 AUSTRALIA Delta Goodrum - Eclipse
12 UKRAINE Leléka - Ridnym
UNITED KINGDOM Look Mum No Computer - Eins, Zwei, Drei
13 ALBANIA Alis - Nân
14 MALTA Aidan - Bella
15 NORWAY Jonas Lovv - Ya Ya Ya

Ten to Qualify for the Final.
The UK CAN vote in this Semi Final (you vote in the semi you appear in).
Voting for participants opens after the last song has been performed.
Voting for the UK is ONLINE ONLY through the ESC website or app. You need to make a card payment - 15p per vote.

Non participating countries (Hello Ireland) can vote as part the Rest of The World from midnight before the Semi-Final until the show starts when voting closes temporary before reopening after the acts have all performed.

There is a limit of 10 votes per person.

OP posts:
FuzzyCaoraDhubh · 14/05/2026 20:04

Ha ha ha
This is better than the original!

WhatHappenedToYourFurnitureCuz · 14/05/2026 20:04

Much preferred that to JJ's performance tbf

Why is Angela dressed as Orville?

CrushingOnRubies · 14/05/2026 20:04

If your name is Swarovski how many pieces of crystal are in your wardrobe and jewellery box?

RedToothBrush · 14/05/2026 20:05

Her dress is all wrong again tonight. This time its the tights with the length of the dress...

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RedToothBrush · 14/05/2026 20:05

CrushingOnRubies · 14/05/2026 20:04

If your name is Swarovski how many pieces of crystal are in your wardrobe and jewellery box?

Product placement.

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CrushingOnRubies · 14/05/2026 20:07

RedToothBrush · 14/05/2026 20:05

Product placement.

Excellent advertising

CrystalSingerFan · 14/05/2026 20:08

Not liking it so far. What was the boat/fire extinguisher intro all about?

the80sweregreat · 14/05/2026 20:09

Dara has big lips.
A bunga bunga party ?

RedToothBrush · 14/05/2026 20:09

Dancing Zombies!

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Raahh · 14/05/2026 20:10

Ok...

I see what you mean about Belgium Grin

OublietteBravo · 14/05/2026 20:10

Creepy mask zombies

the80sweregreat · 14/05/2026 20:10

It’s all a bit too manic for my liking.

CrushingOnRubies · 14/05/2026 20:11

Cellophane clown bunga bunga party. Like the dancing though

Raahh · 14/05/2026 20:11

So, that was Belgium Lara Croft.

RedToothBrush · 14/05/2026 20:12

That was some routine. She didn't miss a note and isn't out of breathe. Thats actually impressive.

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the80sweregreat · 14/05/2026 20:12

It was catchy. I’ll give it that.

Raahh · 14/05/2026 20:13

Getting the sheets aired, nice.

the80sweregreat · 14/05/2026 20:13

Floaty curtains. Taking itself very seriously.
She will do a big key change mid song. I feel it in my bones

OublietteBravo · 14/05/2026 20:13

Azerbaijan is struggling to walk in those shoes.

RedToothBrush · 14/05/2026 20:13

No one told her that her mascara has run. Thats mean.

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Raahh · 14/05/2026 20:14

Why is she attached to herself?

CrushingOnRubies · 14/05/2026 20:14

PSA to bring in your bedding from the washing line before spider willies get to it

the80sweregreat · 14/05/2026 20:14

Nice dress. The eye make up is interesting.

OublietteBravo · 14/05/2026 20:14

Did they pinch their staging off a washing line?

the80sweregreat · 14/05/2026 20:15

Mean looking man in a hat turns up.
He isn’t taking the hint to do one is he.